Jokes

[Skyblade]

The Hunger Games!

I like The Hunger Games saga and these videos are priceless. The first one is especially funny.

[Hickory]

My dad and I were out grocery shopping.

My dad: I won't need a bag.

Bagger: What about this six pack (of beer)?

My dad: Nah.

Other bagger: This sixpack needs a bag. *points to torso*

Me and my dad: *facepalm*

[The Skarzs]

Heh.

A friend of mine was doing skydiving school. I asked him: "How many dives do you have to land to graduate?"
He said: "All of them."

~Red Skelton.

[Cornflower MM]

Heh.

A friend of mine was doing skydiving school. I asked him: "How many dives do you have to land to graduate?"
He said: "All of them."

~Red Skelton.

Tha's funny.

My dad and I were out grocery shopping.

My dad: I won't need a bag.

Bagger: What about this six pack (of beer)?

My dad: Nah.

Other bagger: This sixpack needs a bag. *points to torso*

Me and my dad: *facepalm*

*Facepalm*

[Norham Waterpaw]

Dad jokes make me laugh for some reason.

Son: Dad, I'm ready.

Dad: Oh, Hi ready! I'm dad!

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Dad: Son, does your face hurt? 'Cause it's killin' me!

[Rusvul]

Two women sat quietly

Woooooow. Sexist joke is sexist. XD


   My humor usually involves inanity as the primary source of giggles- stating the most obvious possible answer, and/or making constant puns.

"Wow, that was terrifying."

"Y'know what else is terrifying?"

"What?"

"Terror."

   And the like.

[Cornflower MM]

Two women sat quietly

Woooooow. Sexist joke is sexist. XD


   My humor usually involves inanity as the primary source of giggles- stating the most obvious possible answer, and/or making constant puns.

"Wow, that was terrifying."

"Y'know what else is terrifying?"

"What?"

"Terror."

   And the like.

Bahahahahaha! I think I'm too tired - But that is funny./

[The Skarzs]

No, that is false. Terror is the fear of the unknown; horror is the fear of the known. You cannot be terrified of terror because you know what it is.

[Cornflower MM]

No, that is false. Terror is the fear of the unknown; horror is the fear of the known. You cannot be terrified of terror because you know what it is.

Hush. Stop being technical.

[Norham Waterpaw]

Corny dear, was that a joke? Because thinking of a world where Skarzs wasn't technical made me laugh. 

[The Skarzs]

Puh. Jolly joke.

[Cornflower MM]

Corny dear, was that a joke? Because thinking of a world where Skarzs wasn't technical made me laugh. 

Heehee, not on purpose!

[The Skarzs]

:I

[Rusvul]

No, that is false. Terror is the fear of the unknown; horror is the fear of the known. You cannot be terrified of terror because you know what it is.

ter·ror
?ter?r/
noun
1.
extreme fear.
"people fled in terror"
synonyms:   extreme fear, dread, horror, fear and trembling, fright, alarm, panic
"she screamed in terror"

hor·ror
?hôr?r/
noun
1.
an intense feeling of fear, shock, or disgust.
"children screamed in horror"
synonyms:   terror, fear, fright, alarm, panic; More

While some might make that distinction, Google's (Wikipedia's?) dictionary doesn't.
Nor do their roots; terrere and horrere, meaning 'frighten' and 'tremble' respectively.

Regardless, it was just an example.


Relevant XKCD:https://xkcd.com/1010/

[The Skarzs]

Oh, you've read XKCD too? Coolio.