Jokes

[Tiria Wildlough]

Lolololol!  That one's good!

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

What did the shrew say when the math teacher said that they would be learning about Logarithmic Functions?

LOGALOGALOGALOGALOGALOGALOGALOGALOGALOGALOGALOGALOGALOG!

[Matthias720]

What did the shrew say when the math teacher said that they would be learning about Logarithmic Functions?

LOGALOGALOGALOGALOGALOGALOGALOGALOGALOGALOGALOGALOGALOG!

Brilliant!

[Tiria Wildlough]

Here's one, involving a scientist and God:
Scientist: I think I can make my own person. Let's have a competition.
God: Alright
Scientist: OK. First I get some dirt--
God: Wait wait wait wait. You have to get your own dirt.

[Taggerung_of_Redwall]

What did the shrew say when the math teacher said that they would be learning about Logarithmic Functions?

LOGALOGALOGALOGALOGALOGALOGALOGALOGALOGALOGALOGALOGALOG!

Seconded on brilliant.


Be a bit tricky, yeah.

A man walked into a bar and said "Ow".

[Matthias720]

Did you hear about the restaurant they're building on the Moon?

The food is going to be great, but the place has no atmosphere.

[Redwall Musician]

Here's some weird laws:

No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
California State Law

A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.
New York state law

And a blonde joke:

A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States. She proudly announced, "Go ahead, ask me any of the capitals, I know all of them."
A red head said, "O.K., what's the capital of Wyoming?"
The blonde replied, "Oh, that's easy, 'W'."

[Matthias720]

That's a good one!

And then there's:
Did you hear about the two antennas that got married?

The wedding was a disaster, but the reception was great!

[Taggerung_of_Redwall]

Two pretzels are walking down the street. One of them was assaulted.

[Matthias720]

They've figured out how to build apartments on clouds.

The view is great, but the rent is sky-high!

[Lily]

Two pretzels are walking down the street. One of them was assaulted.

I was going to post this one! The version I know has nuts instead of pretzels, though.

[rakkety tam]

you must never be afraid to try somthing new remember a lone amature built the ark and a large group of pros built the titanic

[Tiria Wildlough]

Here's some weird laws:

No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
California State Law

A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.
New York state law

And a blonde joke:

A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States. She proudly announced, "Go ahead, ask me any of the capitals, I know all of them."
A red head said, "O.K., what's the capital of Wyoming?"
The blonde replied, "Oh, that's easy, 'W'."

I like the first two. But I don't really go for blonde jokes.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Why did (Insert any Redwall Villian here) cross the road?

To conquer the other side!

[Nightfire]

If one's company, and three's a crowd, what's four and five?

Do ye no mind a'tellin' me the answer tae that'n?