Jokes

[Felldoh154]

Ok.,. That joke was just cruel. Not even the dumbest blonde I know could really miss those questions

[Redwaller]

@Feldoh: it's not for real!

@Rainshadow: Your last joke is hilarious!

[Felldoh154]

What did blonde people do to deserve all these?

I know it's not real lol

[Rusvul]

ok, i have one. there are three ghosts, poop, shut up, and manners. poop gets hit with a car outside of a convenience store and manners helps him up. shut up goes inside to get some soda. the lady at the checkout asks him what his name is, and he answers "shut up". she asks again and he answers the same. she finally asks "where are your manners?" "outside picking up poop"

[Skyblade]

  Which one don't you get?

The last one you said

[Felldoh154]

ok, i have one. there are three ghosts, poop, shut up, and manners. poop gets hit with a car outside of a convenience store and manners helps him up. shut up goes inside to get some soda. the lady at the checkout asks him what his name is, and he answers "shut up". she asks again and he answers the same. she finally asks "where are your manners?" "outside picking up poop"

Hahahaha good one

[Dannflower Reguba]

Humph, He messed it all up! It was Trash Manners and Your a Dumbell! And they were driving a car, Trash fell out, manners was helping him up, Dumbell drives on, gets pulled over by a cop, asks for name.... Yeah.... the cop got mad at him for how the Dumbell responded, Policeman asks, "Where are your manners!?" "About five miles down, picking up Trash."

[Tiria Wildlough]

He didn't mess it up, it's just a different version of the joke.

[Felldoh154]

Still good either way

[Tiria Wildlough]

Aha.

[Felldoh154]

If pro is the opposite of con, what's the opposite of progress? Heh heh

[Tiria Wildlough]

I don't get it.
EDIT: Oh wait, I get it! Hahahaha!

[Felldoh154]

 . Political humor 

[Tiria Wildlough]

Yep, I like it.

[Felldoh154]

I don't care much for Politics really, but I still think its funny