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Started by Captain Wortshire, February 22, 2022, 05:48:06 PM

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lass of something much

It's fine, just sit back and enjoy being blown up
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

*Iz floatin' up in ze air, und rubz 'iz pavz togezer viz glee*
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Captain Wortshire

*sighs and taps comm device*

R.A.O.U.L, get Al or someone to put a protective shield over the stock...
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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lass of something much

I've always wondered, what does that stand for?
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Captain Wortshire

Robotic-Assistant-Operative-Unit-50
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
Spoiler
[close]

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

*'az a bucket o' acid ready*
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

lass of something much

Quote from: Captain Wortshire on June 21, 2022, 03:00:21 PMRobotic-Assistant-Operative-Unit-50

Aw duude, at least give him a name, that's just cruel
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Captain Wortshire

His Name IS R.A.O.U.L

He just happens to be Unit-50 in the Automatic Robotic Systematic Eradicator Number Eleven...
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
Spoiler
[close]

lass of something much

No, that's not a name, t's a description, let's call him Jonny
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Captain Wortshire

Whatever, he only reacts when he is called R.A.O.U.L anyways...
[move][/move]
"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
Spoiler
[close]

lass of something much

*secretly tweaks his programming*
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Captain Wortshire

A̸̞̐c̶̠̔c̸̲͠e̴͉͌s̴̥̓s̴̮̒ ̵̼̋D̸͉̐ȅ̷̬ń̸͉i̵̥̅ẽ̸̡d̶̝̚
̶̱̈R̴̪͗e̴̞̽-̷̮͘c̷̗̚ȁ̷̧l̴͎̀i̷̙͑b̷̝͛r̵͈̀a̶̹̾t̷̙͋i̸̭̓n̵̥͗ǵ̷͎ ̴͚̏Ś̷̗y̵͉̍s̸͍̚t̶̤́e̶̲͋m̵̡̽s̴̲̈


*Zero-Point-Energy Beam catches Lass*

C̸o̷m̵e̷ ̴o̶n̸ ̵m̷a̴n̷.̶ ̵D̶i̸d̸ ̴y̵o̷u̵ ̴r̷e̸a̷l̴l̵y̵ ̶t̵h̶i̷n̴k̸ ̴t̴h̴a̸t̶ ̴y̸o̵u̵ ̵c̸o̵u̵l̴d̶ ̷h̷a̵c̵k̷ ̴i̴n̸t̴o̶ ̵o̸n̴e̶ ̷o̶f̵ ̵t̵h̶e̸ ̷m̴o̴s̵t̶ ̷s̵o̷p̶h̸i̵s̷t̵i̶c̴a̴t̸e̵d̴ ̵p̶i̵e̸c̸e̴s̶ ̴o̴f̸ ̷t̷e̴c̴h̸n̸o̵l̸o̸g̸y̵ ̵t̵h̵a̶t̷ ̸t̵h̴e̴ ̴u̶n̶i̷v̸e̶r̵s̵e̴ ̴h̸a̸s̴ ̸e̸v̴e̵r̸ ̷e̴n̷v̶i̶s̴i̸o̶n̷e̶d̶,̷ ̸o̴r̵ ̵w̴i̸l̷l̴ ̷e̵n̶v̶i̷s̴i̸o̵n̸?̴ ̷E̵V̵E̶R̷?̸?̷?̷
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
Spoiler
[close]

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

*Dumpz ze ze bucket o' acid ontae ze abomination*
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Captain Wortshire

*Necro and Al levitate in the air, watching as the acid is dumped onto the earth*

W̷o̴w̷,̵ ̴t̸h̴a̸t̵ ̵w̷a̸s̴ ̷a̵ ̶w̴a̵s̶t̶e̶ ̴o̴f̶ ̵g̵o̴o̴d̷ ̴a̴c̷i̵d̶.̶.̶.̶

W̶͕̌ä̸̳́n̷̘̅t̴̻͂ ̴̯͋n̵͙͂o̶̺̿t̴̞͆,̵̿͜ ̴̥̿w̶͓̄a̴̒ͅs̶̭̕t̷͚̃e̷̛̦ ̷̩͘ṋ̸̀o̴̙̐t̸̢͘ ̶̮̄f̸̤̓á̷̧t̷̘́ẗ̵̘́y̷̮̒.̵̣͋.̶̌͜.̴̞̾

*Necro extends a tendril and starts siphoning the acid from the ground*
[move][/move]
"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
Spoiler
[close]

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

*Except ze bucket o' acid vaz juzt a diverzion, und a nearby ion cannon fried ze machinez zae zey cannae be repaired or rebuilt; dumpz anozer bucket o' acid on ze na' uzelezz abominationz*
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.