Forum Gala 2022

[Scott McLamok]

*dumps a sus amount of ointment on to his face and ties it up with the bandage*

[lass of something much]

*Gains a few scratches from the harpy who thought it was the main character, but continues on as there isn't really any choice but fight or be fought*

[Captain Wortshire]

*lands right in the center covered in charred harpy feathers*

Are we winning?

[lass of something much]

Well we're all still alive, and... Mostly unharmed, so yes, I suppose?

[Verdauga]

*Ignores the fight scene, dismisses whichever entity is targeting the gala, and confiscates the weapons.*

Go out into the garden please. I'm not going to have my house destroyed by your antics. Your weapons and your enemies will be waiting for you there.

[lass of something much]

1, we were already in the garden, and 2, *steals back the weapons* I think they're after something in your house.. have you ever stolen any harpy artifacts by any chance?

[Captain Wortshire]

*finds an unopened can of Attachment Spray© and starts spraying joints*

Don't look at me...

The closest things I looted were the Griffin's Eye, a Bottle of Phoenix Essence, and the Amulet of the Chicken-King...

If you are looking for a Harpy Artifact, the first thing that comes to mind is the Circlet of the Harpy-Matriarch. Either that or the Egg of Harpyiai.

[Scott McLamok]

*Ignores the fight scene, dismisses whichever entity is targeting the gala, and confiscates the weapons.*

Go out into the garden please. I'm not going to have my house destroyed by your antics. Your weapons and your enemies will be waiting for you there.

if i remember quite clearly Lass almost fell through a tree and unless im hallucinating i am as of now taking cover behind a fallen tree. i dunno if thats weird for yall but where i come from we certainly do NOT keep live and dead trees in our houses...

[lass of something much]

I mean.. My house is made of dead trees, but we call that wood, not trees.. So yeah, my best bet is we're not in doors *stabs at yet another harpy*

[Verdauga]

1, we were already in the garden, and 2, *steals back the weapons* I think they're after something in your house.. have you ever stolen any harpy artifacts by any chance?

If you were in the garden, you can have your weapons back. Feel free to pull the weeds while you're at it.

[Scott McLamok]

Verd...why do you want us to pull your..."weed" 

I mean.. My house is made of dead trees, but we call that wood, not trees.. So yeah, my best bet is we're not in doors *stabs at yet another harpy*

i see your point...

[lass of something much]

1, we were already in the garden, and 2, *steals back the weapons* I think they're after something in your house.. have you ever stolen any harpy artifacts by any chance?

If you were in the garden, you can have your weapons back. Feel free to pull the weeds while you're at it.

I'll be sure to- *Slashes a harpy* be careful of the roses

[Captain Wortshire]

*reloads Cosmic Flamethrower and launches into the air using the grappling hook*

[Scott McLamok]

*pops out from behind his cover and yeets a knife at the nearest harpy*

[lass of something much]

*dodges the knife just in time for it to burry itsself in the harpy's face*

..That was close