The Death Of Skarzs Murder Mystery

[Flib Bigboat]

You forgot one thing, Lass. The DDBs usually kill people by selling them chocolate muffins of death, and that is not what killed him.
Other than that, I gotta admit that was a pretty logical post.

[lass of something much]

Not quite. In the old days, the ddbs attacked many different ways, often involving food or drink, like the horrid froyo theft's. Poisoning is perfectly in line with their past crimes, as you mentioned tcmod. It's the same thing, but with alcohol. Skarz is allergic to sweetness (along with his wholesome hives and cuteness comas) so even if they were to try and repeat history, it wouldn't work, thus the alcohol

[The Skarzs]

You're thinking too logically.

[Flib Bigboat]

True...
But I'm starting to think you haven't got a clue as to who killed you.
Of course, you may have committed suicide.

[Kade Rivok]

Only one person here really knows.

[Flib Bigboat]

I'm assuming that person is you, since you're acting all smug about it.

[Kade Rivok]

I don't recall acting smug about anything

[Flib Bigboat]

You act smug about everything.
I'm pretty sure it's not Corn. She hasn't been on in a while.

[The Skarzs]

True...
But I'm starting to think you haven't got a clue as to who killed you.
Of course, you may have committed suicide.

Mm.

[Flib Bigboat]

Oh, so we should have a new option in the poll then...
Wait a minute, isn't Kade Skarzs? So Kade actually IS the murderer.

[Kade Rivok]

Can the strongest spear destroy the strongest shield?

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Vhy daez it 'ave tae...?

[Flib Bigboat]

Can the strongest spear destroy the strongest shield?

Of course not. After all, a spear is just basically a dagger strapped to a wooden staff, no matter how strong.

[Verdauga]

And yet, that simple upgrade made it a force to be reckoned with in the medieval world.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Better zan ze Trojan Rabbit, at any rate...