The Death Of Skarzs Murder Mystery

[Flib Bigboat]

No.

[Kade Rivok]

>_>

[The Skarzs]

You too. You're supposed to help us solve this crime, not criticize Verd's (admittedly mediocre) haunting skills.

Am I? I'm dead so frankly it doesn't matter any more. It might matter to you because the murderer might go for someone else but that's not my problem.

[Kade Rivok]

What if they murder you again?

[Verdauga]

*Revitalizes Skarzs and floats away, moaning ghoulishly in the process*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Revitalizes Skarzs and floats away, moaning ghoulishly in the process*

*Remindz Verdauga zat Skarzs' body iz ztill in ze troll-proof box, viz very little (if any) oxygen tae breathe*

Ziz makez me vonder vhezer tvaz Verdauga vho killed 'im originally...

[Kade Rivok]

Who put him in the box?

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

'iz body vaz placed zere by ze polis officerz after 'iz body vaz found und zey 'ad determined 'e 'ad been poizoned. Tvid nae be a good idea tae 'ave zome necromancer or zomevone make 'im a zombie und turn a zombie-troll looze on ze forum. Ach...

[Kade Rivok]

Were the officers named HIAG?

[Verdauga]

*Revitalizes Skarzs and floats away, moaning ghoulishly in the process*

*Remindz Verdauga zat Skarzs' body iz ztill in ze troll-proof box, viz very little (if any) oxygen tae breathe*

Ziz makez me vonder vhezer tvaz Verdauga vho killed 'im originally...

IiiiiiIiiii fillllLLlleeedddd the boOoooooox with high pressures of OOOOOxygEEEeeeeeennnnn...

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Revitalizes Skarzs and floats away, moaning ghoulishly in the process*

*Remindz Verdauga zat Skarzs' body iz ztill in ze troll-proof box, viz very little (if any) oxygen tae breathe*

Ziz makez me vonder vhezer tvaz Verdauga vho killed 'im originally...

IiiiiiIiiii fillllLLlleeedddd the boOoooooox with high pressures of OOOOOxygEEEeeeeeennnnn...

Taae much oxygen can be deadly taae.

[Kade Rivok]

Now that I think about it, does Skarzs even breath, or need to breath?

[lass of something much]

Nev report on ze murder o' Skarzs:

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It has been revealed that the member kenned as Skarzs was found dead in the Cellars by ze Friar, lying on his back. In his hand was a mug of October Ale, which it has just been determined containted- amongst other things- nightshade. From this evidence, it is now believed that the cause of death was poisoning. It is theorised that he started drinking the poisoned October Ale in the mug, got poisoned, and died. Whether he was aware of the nightshade in the drink prior to drinking, or also if he was forced into drinking the poisoned drink, has yet to be determined. Everybeast is advised to come forward if they have or discover any further clues or evidence that can help find the dead member's killer.

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This looks like the work of the DDB. One-Eye would never used poison, it's not his style, all One-Eye's past victims have been shot, stabbed, or beaten to death brutally and thrown down a waterfall. Poison is far to discrete for a killer such as himself. As for Corn, She attacks with the frying pan of doom, or the ban hammer, it also seems out of character for her.

Kade, more believable, but he tends to eat his victims, and what motivation would he have to kill his other half, he was recently spotted laughing at the Troll's memes driving suspicion towards the guests, who have no lost love to Skarz after all that war, which our boy was instrumental in, buuut, they'd never leave a body unhidden.

That leaves only one suspect: the DDB. Leaving the body out, clear as day, as a warning to anyone else who might put their nose where it doesn't belong

[Verdauga]

Smells like something a killer would say.

[lass of something much]

As much as I'd love to be so powerful as to kill the unkillable, the only things I've almost killed is myself, usually by my own stupidity. Plus I haven't been around in months