Random and fun facts!

[Ungatt Trunn]

I really like Monopoly!

[Redwaller]

I really like Monopoly!

There is a topic for Fun Facts about Yourself

This topic are for real life fact.

[Ungatt Trunn]

I really like Monopoly!

There is a topic for Fun Facts about Yourself

This topic are for real life fact.

It is a real life fact!

[W0NWILL]

Real life fact concerning yourself. That belongs in the other topic.

[Ungatt Trunn]

Real life fact concerning yourself. That belongs in the other topic.

Oh, well, I was just goofing off

[Buzz_Bumble]

His some random fun facts for you ...

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED
1. No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats.
2. When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3. If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4. Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5. You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6. Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7. Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10. The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma's lap.


GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED
1. Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2. Wrinkles don't hurt.
3. Families are like fudge ... mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4. Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5. Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6. Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy.


GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD
1. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2. Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3. When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4. You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5. It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6. Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7. Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

[Buzz_Bumble]

Strange facts to ponder ...

• If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

• Why isn't the number 11 pronounced tenty-one?

• Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?

• If fired lawyers are disbarred and fired clergymen are defrocked, does it follow that fired electricians are delighted, fired musicians are denoted, fired models are deposed, fired cowboys are deranged, fired tree surgeons are debarked, and fired dry cleaners are depressed?

• If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

• Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?

• If western mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

• Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?

• If you take an Oriental person and spin them around a few times, do they become disoriented?

• Why does Superman stand and let bullets bounce off his chest, but ducks when the baddie throws the gun at him?

[Tam and Martin]

Wow those are interesting 

[Redwallfan7]

More females are animal people than males

Eggplant is a great vegetable to eat for eye health

White German shepherds are rare

[Redwaller]

Strange facts to ponder ...

• If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

• Why isn't the number 11 pronounced tenty-one?

• Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?

• If fired lawyers are disbarred and fired clergymen are defrocked, does it follow that fired electricians are delighted, fired musicians are denoted, fired models are deposed, fired cowboys are deranged, fired tree surgeons are debarked, and fired dry cleaners are depressed?

• If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

• Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?

• If western mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

• Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?

• If you take an Oriental person and spin them around a few times, do they become disoriented?

• Why does Superman stand and let bullets bounce off his chest, but ducks when the baddie throws the gun at him?

Lol!

[Buzz_Bumble]

A couple of days late, but ...

So many amazing things happened on 14 May. Darwin sat down to write The Origin of Species (1856), Marconi communicated by wireless telegraph (1897), George Lucas was born (1944), CBS transmitted TV by laser light beam (1963), Mark Zuckerberg was born (1984, and now you feel old), AMD introduced the Athlon 4 processor (2001), and NASA announced the discovery of the youngest supernova remnant G1.9+0.3.

[Tam and Martin]

Wow alot of things happened that day!

[Leatho Shellhound]

I still watch barbie movies.

[Romsca]

Call the ambulance!!! Leatho needs help!!!

JK

[Tam and Martin]

Haha Leatho needs an ambulance