Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup!

[Ceteruler]

is it jailbroken?

Waiter, a ginormous sword is in my soup?!

[Tannsrall]

The cook put it there to help fight it down (what ever that means)

Waiter there's a clock counting down to zero in my soup!

[eualaia]

timebomb 0_o RUN!!!




waiter theres a  in my soup

[Redwallfan7]

You must have ordered the online emotions special

Waiter, there's a parrot in my soup

[Tiria Wildlough]

You must be a pirate.
Waiter, there's a cat in my soup!

[Ceteruler]

It's catching the mouse you mentioned earlier.
Waiter a coffee table is in my soup.

[Redwallfan7]

You must be a a wood shop

Waiter, there's a polar bear in my soup

[eualaia]

i'll get chuck norris...


waiter the master sword is in my soup

[redwallgurl]

Yeah...we had to use that to keep the cooks in line

waiter theres a purple dinosuar in my soup!

[Redwallfan7]

You must be stuck in the Jurassic period.

Waiter, there's a horse in my soup!

[Nightfire]

Grr! So THAT'S where you went, Black Gold!!!! Get back in your stable NOW!!!




Waiter, Reba McEntire is in my soup!!!!

[Redwallfan7]

Call CMT. 

Waiter, there's a cheetah in my soup

[Nightfire]

Well, you ordered fast food.

Yes, that was really corny.


Waiter, there's a concussion rifle in my soup!!!!!

[Tiria Wildlough]

You're meant to use it...on yourself.
Waiter, there's a Nightshirt in my soup!

[Ceteruler]

This is the night shift.
Waiter, there's an author in my soup!