Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup!

[Redwallfan7]

You must have been in a library

Waiter, there's a glass cup in my soup

[Ceteruler]

no, soup is in your glass cup.
Waiter, there is a coat in my soup!

[redwallgurl]

sherlock homes must have left it there when they were investigating the posoinous soup sorry

waiter theres a wig in my soup

[Nightfire]

YUCK!!!!!!! Pthooey!!!!



Waiter, there's a dulcimer in my soup!

[eualaia]

thats a noodle, ma'am

waiter theres an "acid paradox - galaxy" in my soup it sounds awesome

[Nightfire]

Quick, call HIAG! I'm sure he'd want it!


Waiter, there's a lightsaber in my soup!

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Zae tha'z where I dropped it.

Waiter there'z a ghozt in me zoup!

[Ceteruler]

it's halloween. Get used to it.

Waiter, there's an angry bird in my soup!

[Nightfire]

Don't worry, my angry cat will take care of it pretty quickly.

Waiter, there's a fly named Jerry in my soup!

[Lord Deathblade]

The spider named Joe should take care of it.

Waiter, YOU'RE IN MY SOUP!

[eualaia]

what the heck?




waiter a space pirate in my soup *hides under table*

[Nightfire]

Who do you think I am? Samus Aran? Call someone else to deal with your Pirate infestation. *rolleyes*

Waiter, there's a lightning bolt in my soup!

[Redwallfan7]

You must have come in from a bad thunderstorm

Waiter, there's a stick of butter in my soup!

[Nightfire]

Sorry, I was trying to butter you up to ask you something horrible.

::)Sorry, that was a bad pun.

Waiter, Ken Ham is in my soup!

[Ceteruler]

I like ham. but I think a bulldog or a poodle must have put him in there.

Waiter, there's a floppy disk in my soup!