Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup!

[MatthiasMan]

He sliced up the chunky parts of the soup. Onions, beets, etc.



Waiter there is a buffalo in my soup.

[Redwall rules]

Watch out its charging!!!

Waiter there's a abbey in my soup!!

[Ceteruler]

It's our Redwall special.
Waiter sheet music is in my soup!

[Dannflor]

Waiter their is a snake in my soup with three heads

[psybox]

it's name is scaly

waiter, there is a udk release in my soup!

[MatthiasMan]

what's udk?

Waiter, there is a psybox in my soup.

[psybox]

so that's where my clone ran off to.

unreal development kit.

waiter, there's a soup in my soup in my soup in my soup in my soup etc. etc. etc.

[Methuselah]

thats why it's called soup!
Waiter, there's an atom in my soup!

[Dannflower Reguba]

Just one?!

Waider! Dere be's a disectered froig in moi zoup!

                          (A disected frog... I just did that today)

[psybox]

it's frog soup. you didn't expect a live one, did you?

there's a death eater in my soup!

[MatthiasMan]

It's only eats dead people, so it's perfectly safe.

Waiter, there's a mouse with a ponytail in my soup.

[psybox]

well, you asked for rose soup

waiter, barty crouch junior is in my soup

[Primrosewarrior]

What?
Waiter, there's a banana in my soup

[MatthiasMan]

It'll slip into your stomach.

Waiter, there's a garbage truck in my zoop.

[Primrosewarrior]

Leftovers
Waiter, there is a TV in my soup!