Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup!

[Griffen]

well thats what you get for booking here early.

waider WarriorOfMossFlower and Redwallfan7 are in my soup.

[Redwallfan7]

What do you expect, we're having a food fight in there!

Waiter, Leatho Shellhound is in my Soup!

[Leatho Shellhound]

I am? 

Waiter, chair in my Soup!

[WarriorOfMossflower]

May I ask, what is char?

Waiter, there's a _____ (blank) in my soup! 

[Griffen]

oh my!!! (throws apron in) now there is nothing to worry about

waiter a fish is in my soup

[Leatho Shellhound]

Oops forgot the i sorry its chair.

Waiter, there's a Warrior in my soup

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Can I meet him?

Waiter, there's a really brave squirrelwarrior swimming around in my soup...

[Rainshadow]

  Well, it just adds flavour!  Go on, eat up!

  Waiter, the Kung Fu Panda 2 soundtrack is in my soup!  (If you get it out, can I keep it?)

[Wisteria Wild Cat]

Um.... Waiter? I hate to be a bother, but... BIGFOOT'S IN MAH SOUP!

[Rainshadow]

  Oh, yeah, he just loves soup.  It's nothing to worry about.


  Waiter, there's a jogger in my soup!

[Wisteria Wild Cat]

Ew, now it's all sweaty. Nothin' you can do but give him a sweatband.
Waiter, get out of my soup! 

[Rainshadow]

  Hey!  I'm taking a bath here!


  Waiter, there's an "o" in my soup!

[psybox]

if it wasn't there it would be sup, therefore causing time travel to supper in which you have to avoid making eye contact with yourself, which everyone knows doing will wipe out time.

Waiter, Cave Johnson is in my soup.

[Griffen]

is that a problem???

waider this is a rat in my soup

[Rainshadow]

  Shh!  Keep it down!  You'll make everyone want one!


  Waiter, there's a cat in my soup!