Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup!

[W0NWILL]

Oh, so that's why the soup is so chalky...

Waiter! There's a wearat in my soup!

[Rainshadow]

  Umm, gross.


  Waiter, there's a pan in my soup!

[Rainshadow]

  Revive!

  Well, go make yourself an omelet!

  Waiter, Linkin Park is in my soup!

[Redwallfan7]

ask if they can come out of the soup and perform!

waiter, a purple iPhone is in my soup!

[Rainshadow]

  Oh, there is?  I wonder who's that i- er - I mean, that's mine!

  Waiter, there's a feather in my soup!

[Redwallfan7]

The turkey in your soup left and there's a feather!

waiter, there's a gumball machine in my soup!

[Rainshadow]

  *Takes a gumball*  Mmm!  Strawberry!

  Waiter, Owl City is in my soup!  (Please give me an autographed Midsummer Station album!)

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Get your autographed Midsummer Station album then!

Waiter, there's a TV in my soup!

[Rainshadow]

  Watch it!

  Waiter, there's a dishwasher in my soup!

[W0NWILL]

That...is just wrong.

Waiter, there's a mousetrap in my soup!

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Barbaric! How could you? *faints*

Waiter, Trisscar Swordmaid is in my soup!

[Rainshadow]

  Well, don't let her cut you.  *Walks off*

  Waiter, there's a deer in the headlights in my soup!

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Where are the headlights? 

Waiter, there's a waiter in my soup.

[W0NWILL]

Help!

Waiter, there's a muppet in my soup!

[Rainshadow]

  Meep!

  Waiter, there's a chunk o' gold in my soup!