Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup!

[eualaia]

whats that


waiter chuck norris is in my soup and hes got a sword AGHHHH

[Skipper]

he is um, run!!!!
Waiter, why is there a physicked hedgehog in my soup?

[Ceteruler]

Sorry, Sister May is our replacement cook today.

Waiter, there's mosquito larvae in my soop!

[Lantur]

Oh, that can't be good...

Waiter, there's a television remote in my soup!

[eualaia]

my brother put it there


waiter theres a stormtrooper in my soup and he shot chuck norris

[Ceteruler]

They better watch out.

Waiter, Mario is in my soup!

[Lantur]

OOOH lemme see!!!

Waiter, there is a Lunupine in my soup!!

[eualaia]

?


waiter theres a potato in my soup

[Lantur]

...Yes, there's supposed to be a potato. It's vegetable soup...

Waiter, there's a Dibbun in my soup!!

[Tiria Wildlough]

Exactly. This is Dibbun soup.
Waiter, there's a ticket to a Celtic Woman concert in my soup. (Maybe I don't need help deciding what to do with that one.)

[winifred]

But thats ok I'll decide
Just throw it away I dont know how it possibly could have gotten in your soup, besides it's ruined from the soup anyways!

WAITER THERE IS AN ASMODEUS IN MY SOUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[eualaia]

dont worry the stormtrooper shot him



waiter theres a nuke in my soup

[Tiria Wildlough]

I have no idea what it is. Since you seem to know, decide what to do with it.
Waiter, there's a Winter of the Frozen Wind in my soup!

[Ceteruler]

You wanted cold soup, you got it.
Waiter, theres a
badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger Mushroom Mushroom!in my soup

[eualaia]

the mushroom are supposed to be there i dunno bout the badgers


waiter theres a nuclear bomb in my soup!!!!!