Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup!

[redwallgurl]

...get rid of it then
waiter theres so much in my soup i cant see the soup!

[Lantur]

Self-contradictory, much?

Waiter, there's a smelly sneaker in my soup!! *plugs nose*

[Tiria Wildlough]

Put it in the bin.
Waiter, there's a selkie in my soup!

[eualaia]

whats a selkie??

waiter theres a waffle in my soup!

[Tiria Wildlough]

I thought you liked waffles.
Waiter, there's an Overlord in my soup!

[Nightfire]

Sorry, I forgot to warn you that we run a slave trade now. Here's some manacles for you to put on once you've finished with your soup.


Waiter, there's a stoat in my soup!

[eualaia]

yay



waiter theres a something in my soup

[Tiria Wildlough]

Well, find out what it is.
Waiter, there's a calendar in my soup!

[eualaia]

aare you sure that isnt a 50. cal sniper?


waiter theres a sword in my soup

[Nightfire]

Quick! Call Martin! He's been looking for that old thing for weeks!



Waiter, there's an evil, sadistic wildcat queen in my soup!!!

[Tiria Wildlough]

Stands to reason. I put her there.
Waiter, there's a bloodwrathy squirrelqueen in my soup!

[Skipper]

well eat her up before she gets cold
Waiter, there is no shrimp in my soup!

[Lantur]

Yeah, 'cos I ate it!! HA. HA. HA.

Waiter, there's a dragon in my soup!!

[Tiria Wildlough]

Sorry, our stoves broke down. We're using dragons to heat the soups.
Waiter, there's a profile in my soup!

[eualaia]

face palm* sorry thats mine


waiter theres a murderer in my soup!!!!!!!! gets stabbed*