Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup!

[rachel25]

Well yeah...
Waiter there's a Dag. D in my soup! 

[Dag Downyfur]

Be careful, it might bite you!


Waiter, there's a spork in my soup!

[rachel25]

A what?
Waiter there's a a toy cowboy sing You've got a friend in me in my soup!

[Dag Downyfur]

I think his name's Woody. He insists on swimming in the soup, don't mind him.


Waiter, there's a blank in my soup!

[rachel25]

*looks blankly at Dag. D* 
Waiter there's a very big aunt in my soup! 

[Dag Downyfur]

Ask her name!

Waiter, there's a  in my soup!

[rachel25]

Hey that's my clan!
Waiter there's a  in my soup

[Dag Downyfur]

Make an alliance with it.

Waiter, there's a nyan cat in my soup.

[rachel25]

Give it back that's mine!
Waiter there's a snake in my soup

[Dag Downyfur]

Well of course there is! It's highly venomous. And you did order snakebite spice soup, didn't you?

Waiter, there's a president in my soup!

[rachel25]

*faints*
Waiter there's a mouse called Dandin in my soup!

[Dag Downyfur]

Well, um....take him out of your soup.

Waiter, there's a sword in my soup.

[rachel25]

Ok. Martin I found your sword!
Waiter A frog called Frank is in my soup!

[Dag Downyfur]

Ooh, that's where Dr. Waffles's frog that he wanted to dissect went!

Waiter, there's a hobbit named Frodo in my soup.

[rachel25]

Well I've never seen the Lord of the Rings films so how was I to know.
Waiter there's a  in my soup!