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Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup!

Started by Lantur, January 20, 2012, 09:58:21 PM

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Amarith Waterspring

Well introduce yourself!!!

Waiter there's a universe in my soup!
Rosie is weird,
Violets are weirder,
I can't rhyme,
Potato.

Søren

Well now that's a paradox, isn't it?
Waiter, there is a beaver in my soup.


I'm retired from the forum

Banya

The river dried up, where else was it supposed to go?

Waiter, there's a message in a bottle in my soup.
   

Eulaliaaa!

What does it say?

Waiter, there's a Storm Gullwhacker in my soup!
Just pretend there is something interesting and unique written here... I have nothing to say.

Amarith Waterspring

Maybe you should donate it to the museum!

Waiter there's to much pepper in this soup!
Rosie is weird,
Violets are weirder,
I can't rhyme,
Potato.

Banya

Of course there is, it's for the otters!

Waiter, there's a boot in my soup!
   

Eulaliaaa!

Oh, that's unfortunate!

Waiter, there's a kitten in my soup!
Just pretend there is something interesting and unique written here... I have nothing to say.

Wot, wot!

Oops! Kittens are always up to no good ;)

Waiter, my brother's shoe is in my soup!!!!!
"Get him! Grab that spy! I want his head!"
Basil chuckled. "What's the matter? Isn't your own head good enough? No, I don't suppose it is. Ugly-looking brute, aren't you?" -Basil to Cluny the Scourge (Redwall)

"The second you change "I can't" into "why not", you can do anything in the world."

Banya

I bet it stinks!

Waiter, there's a swimming fish in my soup.
   

rexhyuga

It's fine he keeps all the flies out. Just eat around him.

Waiter... there's a spoon in my soup!
Quote from: NarratorIn a world, where floating cupcakes rule over all, one stallion and his magic bucket is our only salvation!

Banya

So use it!

Waiters, there's a book in my soup.
   

Dibbun Against Bedtime

Read it. It is a Redwall book, isn't it?

Waiter, there's a wild Jigglypuff in my soup.
"An' if on an empty tummy I'm slain,
Then I'll jolly well never get killed again,
So pass the pudden an' fetch those pies,
An' I'll give the foebeast a rotten surprise!"

rrrrr

rrrrr.....

Ho arr, mateys, swimming is fun!

I had shrimp 'n' hotroot soup today.


rexhyuga

he just wants your autograph.

waiter... there's a tiny bowl of soup floating in my soup.
Quote from: NarratorIn a world, where floating cupcakes rule over all, one stallion and his magic bucket is our only salvation!

Cornflower MM

Well, of course. You asked for a bowl of soup, didn't you? You never did specofy what size, so we gave you both. Eat up!

Waiter, there's a bracelet in my soup.