Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup!

[Dibbun Against Bedtime]

Wear it.

Waiter, there's a ? in my soup.

[Cornflower MM]

Well, go find the question then!

Waiter, there's a rock in my coup!

[Vilu Daskar]

I don't see any rock.

Waiter there's a chicken heart in my soup.  (One of my friends actually did find that in their soup once.)

[Rainshadow]

  Well, of course there is... you did order the chicken organ soup, did you not?

  Waiter, there's a half-orc, a halfling, a lizard wizard, and some dude with a red cape in my soup!

[Vilu Daskar]

And that's bad because?

Waiter there's a glue stick in my soup.

[LT Sandpaw]

Don't sniff it, should be fine otherwise.


Waiter there's a party in my soup...

[Vilu Daskar]

Then get out of my way! *Jumps into soup.*

Waiter there's a map in my soup.

[Rainshadow]

  That shouldn't be a problem at all, unless it's singing.  If it's singing, then RUN.

  Waiter, there's a troll in my soup!

[Morgazath]

 How'd Skarzs get in there?

Waiter, there's a sword in my soup.

[LT Sandpaw]

That's not a sword just a really big knife.


Waiter there's one of your coworkers in my soup!

[Vilu Daskar]

Which one?

Waiter Waiter there's a fly in my soup.

[Rainshadow]

  Well TOO BAD!  (And then I get fired.  )

  Waiter, there's a duke with a swishy cape in my soup!

[LT Sandpaw]

Its all good he likes it in there, he keeps saying he's discovered the lake of Soupy Mountain.


Waiter there's a thumb in my soup.

[Cornflower MM]

Ewww! *Grabs soup and tosses it out the window*

Waiter, there's a feather in my soup., . . .

[Vilu Daskar]

It's supposed to be there it's chicken soup.

Waiter, there's a tomato in my pea soup.