Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup!

[Booklover]

Those are rare, nowadays. I'd sell it to the highest bidder.
Waiter, there's a diamond ring in my soup!

[lass of something much]

man, guys really need to find better ways to propose, I mean, Really!

waiter, there's a cross stich in my zoup!

[Booklover]

Do you know what made Stitch angry?
Waiter, there's a chicken in my soup!

[Kade Rivok]

It's pronounced "chook" dear, now eat up!

Waiter, there's paper clips in my soup!

[Booklover]

Then perhaps you should stop doing your work at the dinner table.
Waiter, there's a mug in my soup!

[Kade Rivok]

Yeah, that's yer own mug yor looking at reflectin' in the soup!

Waiter, there's another bowl of soup in my soup!

[Booklover]

That'll be £10, then.
Waiter, there's money in my soup!

[Kade Rivok]

Well of course, you ordered the soup of the day, and today's soup is penny'n'pea soup!

Waiter, there's a    in my soup!

[Booklover]

Cheer it up, then. It's not like it's going to be eaten, or anything...
Waiter, there's a Kade in my soup!

[Kade Rivok]

Well that's odd, only Taniwhas can eat Otterbadgers after all, it seems.  You aren't a Taniwha, are you?

Waiter, there's a small fish swimming around in my soup!

[Booklover]

*runs out of room, screaming* HE'S FOUND NEMO!!!!!!

Waiter, there's a plastic box in my soup!

[Kade Rivok]

Yes, and there's more soup in the plastic box!  Inventive, isn't it?

Waiter, there's no soup in my soup!

[Booklover]

As you would be aware, if you had studied quantum mechanics, it is theoretically possibly, however the djhdidjohau of the idihdùdgyuh means that in circumstances where udhidisojsidhd is equal to soelsojee it is almost certainly highly improbably, for there to be a lack of the substance known as 'soup' in what you term your 'bowl of soup'.

Waiter, there's a mouse in my soup!

[Verdauga]

He's had a little to much October Ale. It happens.

Waiter! There's a ring in my soup.

[lass of something much]

yeah, it's from that creepy girl who has been looking at you for the past three days..,

waiter! there is Charly the unicorn's bladder in my soup!