Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup!

[Norham Waterpaw]

Waiter, there is a

Random set of moving words
In my soup

[rachel25]

then chase them away my good otter  "Waiter there's a gaint frog who say's I ow him money in my soup !! 

[Ungatt Trunn]

Waiter, there's a...Purple Anchilata in my soup!? What the...

[Norham Waterpaw]

Waiter, now an

Italicized set of moving words is in my soup
... Strange ain't it...

[rachel25]

Waiter, now an

Italicized set of moving words is in my soup
... Strange ain't it...

(Waiter "WELL YEAH IT'S STRANGE YOU know I QUIT !!!!!!!!!!!!! *walkes out knew waiter looking for job walks in* WAiTEr ThERE's sTRanGe OnLY hALf cAPiTaLIzEd wORds In mY SouP !!!!

[Norham Waterpaw]

Waiter, abbess marjoram is in my soup, and she's glaring at me, and holding a butcher knife..... 

[Rainshadow]

  You'd better put down that soup and run, mate!

  Waiter, there's a purple cantaloupe in my soup!

[rachel25]

WAITER THERE'S A CRAZY ABOTT WITH A SHOTGUN IN MY SOUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

[Norham Waterpaw]

Waiter, my soups is telling me to kill you...

[KitrallStreamrippler]

"Huh. I thought we stopped serving demonic alphabet soup."

Waiter, there's a- ah- achoo! *sniff* Too much hotroot in my soup.

[Corporal Firalay]

Waaaaiiiiteeer... there's liiiike a raaainbow striiiiped BADGER or somethin' in my liquid foooood... a-a-a-and maybe some haaallucinoooogens...

[Ungatt Trunn]

Waiter, there's a text book in my soup!

[Norham Waterpaw]

Is it an ENGLISH TEXT BOOK!?!?! BURN IT!!!!!!!!

Waiter, there happens to be a potato with sunglasses and a gun in my soup.(asdf reference there)

[Ungatt Trunn]

Waiter, there's a Tropicana orange in my soup!

[Norham Waterpaw]

Then drink it!

Waiter, there's a snake in my soup. "Wassup Asmodeus!"