Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup!

[rachel25]

Then tell yourself that you're a Carnivore
Waiter there's a crocodile in my soup!!!   

[Rusvul]

Then tell yourself that you're a Carnivore
Waiter there's a crocodile in my soup!!!   

But I'm not a carnivore! I haven't eaten meat in years, and I don't intent to. I demand a new shrubbery! Err... soup!
Well, hold its mouth shut.
Waiter, there's Rachel25 holding a crocodile's mouth shut in my soup!

[rachel25]

Well that's not good.
Waiter there's a x-ray machine in my soup! 

[Redwaller]

I can see my bones!

Waiter, there's a smiley in my soup!

[Buzz_Bumble]

That's because it's Happiness Soup ...








Waiter, waiter, there's no smiley in my happiness soup and it's making me sad. 

[Redwaller]

Hmm, it seems they've all gone to war in The Cellars.

Waiter, there's a kangaroo in my soup!

[rachel25]

bouncy 
Waiter there's a student in my soup and he's shouting something about revolution

[Redwaller]

*Hands overa rag* Put this in his mouth.

Waiter, there's a doctor in my soup!

[rachel25]

Aww well Enjolras never goes anywhere without Combeferre  (hands up if you get the reference)
Waiter there's a owl in my soup!

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

I thinks..... but sir, it's owl soup.

Waiter, there's nothing in my soup!

[Rusvul]

bouncy 
Waiter there's a student in my soup and he's shouting something about revolution

We've got a steampunk revolution! We're tired of all your so-called evolution! We're dialing it back, to 1886. Don't ask us why, that's how we get our kicks.
Out with the new! In with the old!
Out with the new! In with the old!

Oops. It must have fallen into the void.

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

Darn, you didn't get served soup.  Oops, sorry.

Waiter, there's a Marlfox in my soup!

[rachel25]

HIDE!!!!!!!
Waiter, waiter there's an Ami in my soup!
(has no one got the refrance yet  )

[Redwaller]

It's quite friendly.

Waiter, there's mashed potatos in my soup!

[rachel25]

well you did ask for smash soup or was it mash soup I forget 
Waiter there's a goldfish in my soup playing a banjo