The New Thread

[Tiria Wildlough]

This thread is so new that it makes a gold necklace look like dirt.

[eualaia]

so new it makes a diamond look like TRASH

[Nightfire]

This thread is so new that it makes Martin the Warrior's sword look like a dull, rusty lump!

[eualaia]

its so new it makes a star look like iron

[Tiria Wildlough]

This is so new that the flies are scared of it.

[eualaia]

this is so new that zeus is afraid of it

[Nightfire]

This is so new that Ra is terrified of it because it makes his powers dull by comparison!






Ra is the Egyptian god of the sun, by the way. He controls the sun and all light on earth, supposedly.

[Tiria Wildlough]

This is so new that it blinded a few people.

[Nightfire]

This is so brand new and shiny that you have to wear a welding visor to look at it!

This thread is so darned new that it erased a few people's memories of it's true age!!!

[eualaia]

this thread is new-ish theres soup stains everywhere

[Tiria Wildlough]

The soup stains don't dare touch this thread!

[eualaia]

soup stain lands on head* true

[Tiria Wildlough]

The soup stains are fleeing in terror.

[eualaia]

the robloxians are terrified

[Leatho Shellhound]

Who owns the NEW thread??