have you ever.........

[Delthion]

Only once a day.

HYE stabbed your palm with  kitchen knife? (I have...)

[Russa Nodrey]

Nope.

HYE eaten paper?

[Rainshadow]

  ...Yes...

  HYE fainted?

[Delthion]

Twice actually. The latter I managed to smash my head on the corner of a bookshelf, it took a little bit for me to figure out what I was doing on the floor: The weird thing is, it didn't hurt a bit!

Have you ever had such a terrible head rush that you fainted?

[Rainshadow]

  I've never actually fainted, but whenever I stand up too quickly, my vision goes black and I get extremely dizzy.  Usually it takes me several tries to get up from a chair. 

  HYE had to sing in front of a crowd?

[Delthion]

Yes, in a choir setting.

And yes, my head rushes are what cause my fainting, but sometimes there are worse ones than others.

HYE eaten snails?

[Rainshadow]

  Ah... NO.  I make it a point not to eat nasty insects or anything of that sort.

  HYE won a competition?

[Cornflower MM]

Nnnnn. . . . Wait, I have, actually! So, YES!

HYE tripped when you were standing operefctly still? (No clue how I did it. But I did.)

[Delthion]

No.

HYE had a sister drag a shoe over one of your toenails and rip it off?

[Cornflower MM]

Uh, no.

HYE Had a chicken jump on your head?

[Rainshadow]

  Gonna hafta go with no. 

  HYE paid someone (or had your parents pay someone) to clean your house?

[Russa Nodrey]

Nay.

HYE eaten dirt?

[SilentSam]

Nope 
Have you ever fell down the stairs?

[Delthion]

No.

Have you ever been bitten by a flea?

[Rainshadow]

  I don't believe so, although I've been bitten by plenty mosquitoes and spiders. 

  HYE been bitten by a spider?