Spring Nameday Feast

[Ferdy and Coggs]

Wait, so there's a mini pie inside the pie, what flavor is that pie?

*eats mini to find out*

Wow, this really is the spring of new beginnings, for the first time ever, I ate the flavoring for a giant pie!

*feasts on more food*

[Redwallfan7]

*Eats a slice of pie*

[Redwall Musician]

Now, our next dish was made by yours truly. It's brownies.
*shows pan of brownies that looks delicious*
*goes to cut brownies*
*knife gets stuck in brownies*
It appears that the brownies are as hard as rocks. Why does this keep happening to me?

[Icefire]

Hm....I vote we make more brownies!

[Redwall Musician]

I would offer to make cookies, but they usually turn out like one flat, melted, cookie cake.

[Icefire]

We fix that by making cookie bars instead! Just press all the cookie dough into a pan and cut it into squarish shapes after they finish cooking.
*goes to the kitchen to demonstrate*

[eualaia]

tosses angry dibbun into food fight topic* he threw pie at me.

[Icefire]

*comes back from the kitchens*
COOKIE BARS EVERYBODY!!!!!!
Ok, Ok, so it took a few tries, but they worked eventually!
*takes one* YUM!

[Redwall Musician]

Here are some I made.

*pulls out platter of weird-looking cookie things*

Yeah, they didn't turn out that good. I can even mess up cookie bars.

No, seriously, I have had so many bad baking experiences. I've even messed up no bake cookies.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

I have zome zandwichez with muzhroomz with cheeze melted o'er them.

[Lily]

Nothing says "Happy Spring" like snow! It's SNOWING here. It's not supposed to be doing that! *melts some snow to make tea*

[Bragoon]

Yeah, it's been hot here.  It was around 70 Fahrenheit here yesterday.  No snow for me, I'm afraid.   

[Icefire]

Yeah, it was snowing here first day of the feast. Where are you from Bragoon? That sounds like summer here!

Hey, Musician! How 'bout you leave the cooking to us and sing us a song? There's been a pathetic amount of music this feast!

[DanielofRedwall]

Oh wow. Snow. Never seen real snow in my entire life. And while you guys are having snow, we are in the middle of a heatwave, which is strange because normally around now it starts to cool down, not heat up! Summer is supposed to have finished!

[Bragoon]

I live on the Eastern coast of the U.S.A. 

We rarely get it around here, Daniel.  The most amount of snow I can ever remember is two inches, and that was during last year's record Winter.  Other than that, we're lucky if we get any falling, let alone any that sticks.