CoMe HeRe WhEn YoU ArE BoReD

[Verdauga]

*Bounces off trampoline and hurdles toward Kade*

*Is standing by with a baseball bat.  Points to the stands, calling his homerun ahead of time, and swings as the baseball (Seb) closes in.*

In this encounter, Seb's gonna take the most damage.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Oh. I completely missed that.

[Sebias of Redwall]

And I also missed Kade. 

*Sails past, speed increasing*

[Kade Rivok]

(Baseballs do tend to be aimed past the batter)

*Smashes Seb into orbit.*  M'boy is an astronaut now.  I'm so proud!

[Sebias of Redwall]

*KAPOW*

*Flies like a bullet, face skin being pulled back from the speed*

WHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Verdauga]

*Runs to a hot dog stand and uses its propane tank to rocket up to the moon to catch Seb.*

Gimme my SPORTS MEMENTO!

[Kade Rivok]

[Verdauga]

Nooo! The panda took my Plan B!

[Kade Rivok]

Spoilers: you are the panda.

[Verdauga]

Oh.

NOOO!! I took my plan B!

*Is flying toward the moon, wishing I had brought an oxygen mask.*

[Sebias of Redwall]

(XD)

[One-Eye the wildcat]

We have confirmed ignition, and the thrust is go.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Streaks toward the moon* I always wanted to go to the moooooooooooooooon! Wheeeeeeeeee!

[Kade Rivok]

*Snaps officiously.*  Somebeast entertain me!

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Dropz a tomato ontae Kade'z 'ead from above 'im in ze air*