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[Keva Strongbow]

Um, I hope this isn't rude! Don't take it personally but....Is something wrong, Kade?

[lass of something much]

Aww...That is sad! You never know though he could've made himself a nice nest!

As I said, it was a horrible winter, I have thought over this long and hard. He is dead, stop trying to pretend there's hope.

[Kade Rivok]

Um, I hope this isn't rude! Don't take it personally but....Is something wrong, Kade?

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Is a penguin*

[Flib Bigboat]

He flew away last at the start of last year....He was out through a horrid winter, and there's no way he survived...

*looks up* Eh?

[Keva Strongbow]

Um, I hope this isn't rude! Don't take it personally but....Is something wrong, Kade?

You keep "Ugh-ing" and I wonder if there was some way I could be of assistance?

[Kade Rivok]

Remove the pineapple from the pizza and I'll be a happy Otterbadger 

[Keva Strongbow]

*Gasps* What has the pineapple ever done to u to deserve such treatment???

[Kade Rivok]

You don't want to know.... *Looks off into the distance.*

[Keva Strongbow]

*Tries to see what Kade could be staring at* Mmm...But I do want to know now!

[Kade Rivok]

It's... it's a long story....

[Keva Strongbow]

*Sips tea* Continue

[Kade Rivok]

Pineapples... pineapples are always judging me, ok?!  Like, whenever I run into one, they get all prickly and are just really mean.  That's how it's always been, ever since I was a young chook!  I tried to hug one, and all I get was stitches!  STITCHES!

[Keva Strongbow]

*Wipes away a tear* That's just awful! .......although I feel like I have to defend them... They're really not the judging type. That's just their tough exterior! On the inside their juicy, sweet and soft! I guess it comes from them being jealous of the cucumber...

[Kade Rivok]

I'll never forgive them, for that AND for the way they defile pizzas!  NEVAAAAAAAAAAAAH