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Rainshadow

#1005
October 13, 2012, 03:41:21 AM
Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Sir Lancelot: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
Sir Lancelot: My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Lancelot: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?
Sir Lancelot: Blue.
Bridgekeeper: Go on. Off you go.
Sir Lancelot: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
Sir Robin: That's easy.
Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Sir Robin: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
Sir Robin: Sir Robin of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Robin: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is the capital of Assyria?
[pause]
Sir Robin: I don't know that.
[he is thrown over the edge into the volcano]
Sir Robin: Auuuuuuuugh.
Bridgekeeper: Stop. What... is your name?
Galahad: Sir Galahad of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Galahad: I seek the Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?
Galahad: Blue. No, yel...
[he is also thrown over the edge]
Galahad: auuuuuuuugh.
Bridgekeeper: Hee hee heh. Stop. What... is your name?
King Arthur: It is 'Arthur', King of the Britons.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
King Arthur: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
Bridgekeeper: Huh? I... I don't know that.
[he is thrown over]
Bridgekeeper: Auuuuuuuugh.
Sir Bedevere: How do know so much about swallows?
King Arthur: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

  Hehe, my favorite part in that movie!
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HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#1006
October 13, 2012, 10:06:20 PM
You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some strange woman threw a sword at you! I mean, if I went around saying I was an Emperor because some strange woman had lobbed a scimitar at me, people would put me away!
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Rainshadow

#1007
October 13, 2012, 10:09:54 PM
  Who wants lasagna?



  *Licks lips*  If no one calls it, I'm just gonna eat it!  Oh, and I have dessert too!

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Redwallfan7

#1008
October 13, 2012, 10:50:43 PM
Quote from: Rainshadow on October 13, 2012, 10:09:54 PM
  Who wants lasagna?



  *Licks lips*  If no one calls it, I'm just gonna eat it!  Oh, and I have dessert too!


I want those!!
"There's some good in this world, Mr.Frodo, and it's worth fighting for."-Samwise Gamgee from The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

Rainshadow

#1009
October 14, 2012, 12:20:09 AM
  Okay, here's the Lasagna of Pain and Anguish and your Chocolate Muffin of Death!


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Redwallfan7

#1010
October 14, 2012, 01:35:58 AM
Quote from: Rainshadow on October 14, 2012, 12:20:09 AM
  Okay, here's the Lasagna of Pain and Anguish and your Chocolate Muffin of Death!



*dies* Noooo
"There's some good in this world, Mr.Frodo, and it's worth fighting for."-Samwise Gamgee from The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

Rainshadow

#1011
October 14, 2012, 09:12:12 PM
  YIKES!  At this exact moment in time, there are 3 users on and 85 guests.  I didn't know that there could be that many people on at one time!
If you're interested in my art or keeping in touch, I'm active on DeviantArt and Instagram!

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#1012
October 15, 2012, 12:36:09 AM
Anythin'z pozzible.
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Rainshadow

#1013
October 15, 2012, 02:05:04 AM
  *Gasp*  You can speak words other than those spoken in Monty Python movies?!  Amazing!
If you're interested in my art or keeping in touch, I'm active on DeviantArt and Instagram!

Tiria Wildlough

#1014
October 15, 2012, 02:42:12 AM
Ssshhh! Don't get him started again!
My tumblr! not-the-skycat.tumblr.com
I'm not a hipster.

Mad Maudie

#1015
October 15, 2012, 03:30:34 AM
cute boys with guitars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cause you are the piece of me I wish I didn't need
Chasing relentlessly and I don't know why
If our love's tragedy why are you my remedy?
If our love's insanity why are you my clarity?
Why are you my clarity?

~Clarity~~Zedd~

PrimroseWarrior

#1016
October 15, 2012, 04:19:53 AM
How do you define 'cute'?
"Every fairytale needs a good old-fashioned villain. You need me, or you're nothing."
    ~Moriarty

"People have died."
"Thats what people DO!"

"Did u miss me?"
      ~Moriarty & Sherlock

Mad Maudie

#1017
October 15, 2012, 04:25:28 AM
I really don't know but I like boys who can play guitar and drums
Cause you are the piece of me I wish I didn't need
Chasing relentlessly and I don't know why
If our love's tragedy why are you my remedy?
If our love's insanity why are you my clarity?
Why are you my clarity?

~Clarity~~Zedd~

PrimroseWarrior

#1018
October 15, 2012, 04:26:13 AM
ok. I like boys who are smart.
"Every fairytale needs a good old-fashioned villain. You need me, or you're nothing."
    ~Moriarty

"People have died."
"Thats what people DO!"

"Did u miss me?"
      ~Moriarty & Sherlock

AxeHound

#1019
October 15, 2012, 04:27:21 AM
I can't play anything.  :-[

(please do not send me the pm game messages)
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