CoMe HeRe WhEn YoU ArE BoReD

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Is amused* 

[Kade Rivok]

I'm really good with makeup.

Good. Fix that problem on your face.

That's what the makeup is for, silly.

[The Skarzs]

Yes.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Is bored again* 

[Kade Rivok]

Someone entertain us!

[Verdauga]

*Sets up a projector and starts Loony Toons*

[The Skarzs]

*Pulls a gun out from nowhere and shoots disproportionately sized bullets at a flea.*

[Kade Rivok]

Since when is randomly shooting at stuff your schtick?

[The Skarzs]

It was something you might see in a Looney Tunes, and I was trying to entertain.

[Kade Rivok]

Oh, uh, well then... *Begins clapping.*  Good... good job!

[lass of something much]

Change him back.

waaall, you'r a troll, so cold just pull off the door?!.
(I can't shapeshift enny thing biger because kade and verdauga are in here to.)

But I'm not in there.

well then come here!*but then....*oh  verdie and kade are nolonger in here.....* shapeshifts into a troll, then after braking a bigenuff gap, shapeshifts back.*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*split peas swamp Kade, Lass and Verdauga, dragging them down and connecting them to the brainwash machine*

Teer, what are you doing?! Don't just stand there, help those poor creatures! They'll be talking in cockney accents soon and that's not going to end well.

Be quiet. This is going perfectly according to plan. Chaos will reign once more in The Cellars.

Teer, do something or I'm taking over.

Fine then! *mentally gags annoying voice inside head, then proceeds to leave the room*

Mmphh!

[lass of something much]

good bye my friends ............*eats the split peas, then explodes into cheese stiks*

[Verdauga]

*Blinks.*
*Blinks again.*
Okay, byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
*Leaves thread.*

[Kade Rivok]

*split peas swamp Kade, Lass and Verdauga, dragging them down and connecting them to the brainwash machine*

Teer, what are you doing?! Don't just stand there, help those poor creatures! They'll be talking in cockney accents soon and that's not going to end well.

Be quiet. This is going perfectly according to plan. Chaos will reign once more in The Cellars.

Teer, do something or I'm taking over.

Fine then! *mentally gags annoying voice inside head, then proceeds to leave the room*

Mmphh!

*Is far, far away and thus can not be captured.  Continues wandering, searching for adventure in his new form.*