terrible ways to start a conversation

[winifred]

51. Oooh! Whens the baby coming in?
Other person: What baby?
You/Me: Uh .... .Uh never mind.

(I've NEVER done this YET [thank heavens!])

I know someone pregnant who pretends they aren't and people ask her that question and gives that response. Their faces DROP.

what?
*tugs on back of person's shirt* Hey mom, oh um sorry wrong person.

[MatthiasMan]

Either You need to scrub the dirt off your face, or you have a poor taste in make-up.

Haha! Love it! 

[Redwallfan7]

Haha, thanks

here's another:

Are you going to jolly well eat that hot dog, wot wot?

[Tiria Wildlough]

Excuse me, can I borrow your shorts?

[Dannflor]

 Here eat this worm

[Primrosewarrior]

hahahaha!

[Dannflor]

 Ha H ha ha ha ha ha ahaahhhhhhaaaaaaa

[rakkety tam]

59 hey  guess how many ingrown toenails i have

[Cornflower MM]

*Bump*

[Ferrousferret]

Where hasn't Mat Lauer been, really?

[Cornflower MM]

60: Hey, have you read *Enter name of book here* *Start blabbing on about the book without giving the other person time to say anything* (Had this done to me before. Gods, the spoilers. . .)

[Eulaliaaa!]

61. Ask someone for directions, then when they answer, give them a piece of corn and thank them. (I actually did this yesterday. My brother and I were in a corn maze and I asked someone if they knew the way it. They said no, so I gave them the corn I was carrying around and thanked them. They were so confused )

[The Skarzs]

That's funny.

62. Start pumping your pants like bellows and say "Ventilation; helps with gasses."

[Vilu Daskar]

63. Say "I was forced to come and talk to you." I have done this.

[Eulaliaaa!]

64. "You smell wonderful today! Do you mind if I smell you?"