terrible ways to start a conversation

[rakkety tam]

just post terrible ways to start a conversation


1 hey do you think this is infected

[Nightfire]

2: Hey, can I have a spoonful of your ice cream?

[redwallgurl]

3. I don't like your shirt...Look at mine!

[Redwallfan7]

4. Does this jacket make me look fat?

[Tiria Wildlough]

5. You know, once one of my friends threw a HUGE rock at my head. See, here's the scar!

I actually said something like that once.

[Tannsrall]

6: Can you tell what is inside of my ear?

[eualaia]

7 your ugly

(ugh little brother said that to my friend)

[WildDoogyPlumm]

8. Do you like getting baseballs thrown at your head?

[Tiria Wildlough]

9. Can I lick your lollipop?
10. LIKE ME ON FACEBOOK!!!!

[rakkety tam]

11 hey can i jump in your shower real quick i accidently fell in the mudd and this is the closest house

[Redwallfan7]

12. You know, I really don't think your hair style goes with your outfit

[rakkety tam]

13 holy cow man where did u get that ugly shirt halloween isnt for months now

[Tiria Wildlough]

14. I need to go to the bathroom.

[winifred]

15. Hi my name is __________, Whats yours? My fav color is red.Whats yours? I love ponys. What do you love??
*In a super speedy voice*

16.Hi I love trees

17.Nice weather huh?

18.*looks in purse* got enouh air in there? *looks back at person*OK now what was your name again?

19.Hi, you have something hanging out of your nose.

20.Do you like mussles?

[Dannflower Reguba]

21. uuuuhhhh.............m--m-my-y-my..... na-a-me-nam-n-n-name.....--i---i-s-i-is-is... uuuuhhhhh *gulp*