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Lady Ashenwyte

#75
October 12, 2015, 02:00:22 AM
65. I think you're ugly and you have a heart that's uglier than Gollum, but if I don't talk with you I'll never get that promotion.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Perifaen

#77
October 15, 2015, 07:30:46 PM
67. Sniff and ask is that you who needs the deodorant or me.
"Somewhere there's someone who dreams of your smile and finds in your presence that life is worth while. So when you are lonely, remember it's true, somebody somewhere is thinking of you :)" I don't know who wrote this but I really like it.

LT Sandpaw

#78
October 15, 2015, 08:19:55 PM

68. "Hey man if you don't think Pluto is a planet I ain't gonna be your friend!"


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Hickory

#79
October 15, 2015, 08:25:38 PM
69: You're sitting in it.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

rachel25

#80
October 15, 2015, 11:09:45 PM
70. Have you seen a flame throwing spaniel pass this way?

The Skarzs

#81
October 15, 2015, 11:26:48 PM
71. So, how's your foot?



Okay, so there's someone at the high school I go to for a couple classes that I saw last year; they had surgery on their foot and I was genuinely curious how they were doing.

They didn't recognize me. .__.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Ashleg

#82
October 16, 2017, 05:45:08 PM
72. "Lend me your wallet for just a few seconds."

The Skarzs

#83
October 16, 2017, 05:51:32 PM
73. You have nice ears.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Ashleg

#84
October 16, 2017, 11:54:38 PM
74. "Your face reminds me of a Picasso."

Delthion

#85
October 17, 2017, 02:45:22 AM
I do believe that one takes the cake.

(I don't have anything to add though... :'( ;D)
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

The Skarzs

#86
October 17, 2017, 04:16:06 AM
75. What weight are you?
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Maudie

#87
October 17, 2017, 04:29:31 AM
76. You look amazing! I almost didn't recognize you.
"And this is life eternal, that they might know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom thou hast sent." John 17:3

Søren

#88
October 17, 2017, 05:16:26 AM
77. Hi, are you from Nashville? Because you're the only ten-I-see.


I'm retired from the forum

The Skarzs

#89
October 17, 2017, 06:07:14 AM
I think that's more of a pick up line.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.
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