Corrupt-a-Wish

[Matthias720]

This game is fairly simple; someone wishes for something, and the next person corrupts it be either misinterpreting it, or by making the results end terribly. They then wish for something themselves.

Example:
Person 1: I wish I had a million dollars.

Person 2: Granted. You now have a million dollars of Monopoly money.
I wish for world peace.

Person 3: Granted, but the peace only lasts five seconds.
I wish I could fly.

And so on, and so forth.


I start with:
I wish for a new laptop.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but there's no keyboard

I wish I could go to Redwall

[redwallgurl]

sure, in your dreams

i wish i could fly

[Skipper]

sure, but you have to wait until pigs can fly
i wish my dreams would come true now

[Redwallfan7]

They will but in the year 2025!

I wish I could date a Redwall otter or fox

[Skipper]

you can but in your imagination
i wish i was famous for something that's not embarrassing

[Redwallfan7]

you are, but the paparazzi won't leave you alone

I wish I could color without having to pick up a crayon

[DanielofRedwall]

Granted, now you only have to use coloured pencils.

I wish I could visit Switzerland...

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but your plane can't leave for three days

I wish I could get a vending machine for candy

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but you have to sell all the candy in order to get money for repairing the machine.
I wish I could see a giant otter.

[Skipper]

you can but you can only see it for 5 seconds
i wish there weren't so many bad people in the world nowadays

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted. Now everyone is so nice that it's annoying.
I wish I had a silver ring.

[DanielofRedwall]

Granted, but it isn't real silver. Just cheap plastic made to look like silver.

I wish I had a mango tree in my backyard.

[Matthias720]

Granted, but it doesn't produce fruit.

I wish I had gotten out of bed 5 minutes earlier this morning.

[Dannflower Reguba]

Granted, but it's because your bed dissapeard!

I wish I had a pet squirrel




P.S. Obviously