Corrupt-a-Wish

[Felldoh154]

Granted and they crush your best friend :O

I wish for a pet squirrel

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but it bites you.
I wish I could dance well.

[W0NWILL]

Granted, but you can't sing well.

I wish for a pet bunny

[Redwallfan7]

granted, but he/she runs away

I wish that next week will go well

[W0NWILL]

Granted, but the week after goes terrible.

I wish that if I had a pet bunny, it wouldn't run away.

[Redwallfan7]

granted but he's old

I wish that I could have a small grey hound some day

[TaggHero]

Granted, but it turns rabid.

I wish that my abdomen wasn't so sore from a workout I did two days ago.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but your hands are sore.
I wish my fingers weren't so stiff.

[Rusvul]

granted, your fingers loosen up. but they loosen up so much that they are just flopsicles
i wish for a pair of sabres

[Felldoh154]

Granted, 2 plastic sabers coming up

I wish my iPod wasn't being so evil right now

[Wisteria Wild Cat]

Granted! *Your iPod explodes* There, no longer evil.
I wish that.... I had a talking parrot!

[Felldoh154]

Lol

Granted, and it swears a lot and is mean
I wish I had the only thing better than a talking parrot...2 talking parrots

[Matthias720]

Granted, they talk, but only to each other.

I wish for the most perfect slice of pizza.

[Felldoh154]

Granted and you don't get to eat it

I wish for a cookie

[Wisteria Wild Cat]

Granted, but it's plastic.
I wish that my cat liked me.