Corrupt-a-Wish

[Redwallfan7]

Granted but they're still flying away (and at triple the speed!)

I wish that I could have some Baskin Robbins ice cream again

[Wisteria Wild Cat]

Granted, but it melts and you can't get to it.

I wish I could pet a porcupine. 

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but you get pricked

I wish I could get a t-shirt with a Redwall character on it

[Orinoco]

Granted, but it's your least favorite character.

I wish I could find a copy of Salamandastron.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but it belongs to someone else now.
I wish I could play violin better.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but other people don't think you're great

I wish that I could have a slice of key lime pie

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but it's got a key in it.

  I wish that I didn't have to make relish.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted but now you have to make anchovies

I wish that I can concentrate on reading The Rogue Crew tomorrow

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but you can't concentrate for the rest of the time that you read it!

  I wish that I can make my audition and get into Advanced Band with my clarinet!

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but everyone forgets how good you were.
I wish I was better at Fireboy and Watergirl.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but it becomes Waterboy and Firegirl!

  I wish that I could concentrate.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but you can't concentrate for long
I wish that I could get any The Hunger Games merchandise... (book, movie, etc) for a good price.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but everything else you try to buy has a ridiculous price.

  I wish that I could find a good song to listen to.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but it only last a minute 23 seconds.

I wish that the 2012 elections would make sense

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but you don't!

  I wish that I could get a really good idea for my book.