Corrupt-a-Wish

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but it's ugly and uncomfortable.

  I wish that I could control time.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but then time controls you.
I wish I had a bouncy ball.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted but when you boune it it bounces all over the state and you can't get it back!

I wish that tomorrow will be a great day

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but every other day is bad.

  I wish that I owned every Owl City song.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted but the songs are in slow motion

I wish that I could go to Disney World again

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but you get lost there.
I wish I had a pillow pet.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but it has no fluff.

  I wish that I had a pet cat who was as awesome as my neighbor's cat, Milly.

[Wisteria Wild Cat]

Granted, but it dies after a day.

I wish I could have a good wish!

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but the good wish that you wished for was not the wish that you wished.

  I wish that the Mark of Athena would come out faster!

[Rainshadow]

  REVIVE!

  Granted, but you can't buy it and your library doesn't have it!

  I wish that I could find more He Is We songs.

[Leatho Shellhound]

Granted but you don't like them.

[Tiria Wildlough]

I wish that my violin lesson goes well.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but right afterwards you drop your violin and it breaks.

  I wish that Chester was still alive.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but he's moody

I wish that my eye appointment will go well.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but after that you have to go get multiple shots from the doctor.

  I wish that my cold would go away.