Corrupt-a-Wish

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but they don't do very well.

  I wish that I didn't have to get up so early.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but you're not allowed to get out of bed.
I wish I had a bicycle.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but it's broken.

  I wish I had a pet spice finch.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but it's really noisy

I wish that I could go to the set where the Narnia movies were filmed

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but the White Witch turns you to stone.

  I wish I didn't have to do anything important today.

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Wish granted. You're now incredibly bored because you have nothing to do. (It turns out everything you do is important! lol)

I wish to understand Treasure Island.

[phoenixfoden]

lol but you dont understand anything else in the story

i wish rose lived

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but Martin didn't free Mossflower because of it!

  I wish that I could listen to Owl City all day long, the music never ceasing.

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Granted, but now you can't hear anything else and it starts to give you a headache.

[Rainshadow]

  (Owl City would never give me a headache.  He's too awesome!)

  I wish that there was no sickness in the world.

[Redwallfan7]

(Agreed!)

Granted, but there's still fighting

I wish I had a coffee maker in my room

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but now you can't sleep!

  I wish that I could breathe underwater.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but after you come out of the water your eye sight is blurred a little

I wish that some shows and movies on Netflix would stay on for good

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but it's all the ones you don't want to watch.

  I wish plant life would grow all around me so I won't feel dead anymore.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but they grow around your neck and choke you.
I wish my forum on fanfiction.net will be active.