Corrupt-a-Wish

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but you can't be on it.

  I wish that I broke mirrors instead of promises.  (Oh, how I love quoting songs! )

[Leatho Shellhound]

Granted but the mirrors were your moms favourite.

I wish I could Read my books in the car.

[Darkenmal]

Granted, but you immediately get into a car crash.

I wish I could fly.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but then you hit the ground.

  I wish I could play piano well.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but you have trouble playing your favorite songs on the piano

I wish that my wisdom teeth surgery will go easy, and smooth. (An easy process.)

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but they accidentally have to pull more than just those teeth, and it hurts like crazy!

  I wish that I had more time to do things in my day.

[Romsca]

Granted, but only five more seconds

I wish I had no homework

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but there is now an extra five hours that has been added to school time, and there is also school on Saturdays.

  I wish that I could get rid of this cold before Friday.

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Granted, but now you have a fever.

I wish for more wishes!

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but then I steal them all.

  I wish that I could have a lucid dream tonight!

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but a person who you don't like is in the dream

I wish that I'll never have to go back to places I don't  like again.

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Granted. Now you are stuck in a place that you don't like for all eternity--you can never leave because you can never come back!

I wish that wishes had bodies.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but they're ugly.
I wish I can stay longer on the computer.

[Redwaller]

Granted, but then you lose all your hair. Mwuahahaha! 

[Tam and Martin]

You have to add one.