Corrupt-a-Wish

[Kitsune]

Granted... it's easier for everyone else but you!
I wish Tam and Martin would get a profile pic!

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Granted, but if they do, you lose your profile pic

I wish that Redwall characters could be real.

[Tam and Martin]

Granted but they want to destroy all humans

And we are still looking for a profile pic.

I wish we all lived on Pluto

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Granted, but we couldn't live. We would be on Pluto, but because of the distance from the sun, we would all freeze and die. *grin* (I feel scientific.)

I wish I could get a song out of my head.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but just when you  think it's finally out, a random person sings it loudly and it's back in again 

I wish I could get The Hobbit (the book)

[Kitsune]

Granted, but it's in Greek!
I wish I could drive.

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Granted, but you crash.

I wish that I could remember the name of the song that was previously stuck in my head. >.<

[Kitsune]

You will, but it will get stuck in your head again!
I wish I had three wishes from a gene... (spelling?)(sorry, tired)

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but then you couldn't remember how to spell.  (  Sorry, I couldn't quite figure out what you were trying to say lol)

  I wish that the Rock the Red Kettle concert would just show Owl City already!  I want to sleep soon!

[Romsca]

I think he was trying to say genie

Granted but you don't get to go

I wish I could think of ideas for my fanfic

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but as soon as you go to write them down (or type, I guess), you forget them.

  I wish that this song would be over with!  (It's some Hot Chelle Rae song that I don't know the name to, but I don't enjoy)

[Kitsune]

Granted, but then it is stuck in your head!
I wish dragons were real...

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Granted, but they incinerate all humanity.

I wish I could be happy.

[Tam and Martin]

Granted but only for a moment

I wish The Redwall audiobook Marlfox is made

[WarriorOfMossflower]

(I approve of that wish! It would be so epic!)
Granted, but you never get to listen to it.

I wish that my socks would fit.