Corrupt-a-Wish

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Granted, but you don't like your food.

I wish for world peace.

[Mattio]

Granted but now were fighting an intergalactic war


I wish that I could get my friends on this forum

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but they aren't fans of Redwall, so they don't enjoy it.

  I wish that the next Sherlock season would come out this year instead of next year.

[Kitsune]

Granted, but you go blind and can't see it!
I wish that I could I could speak Spanish... (other than Hola.)

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but now you aren't able to speak English!

  I wish that I didn't ever have the need to go to the dentist.

[Mattio]

granted but now all your teeth fell out and you had cavities on each one of them



I wish people wouldn't be hostile

[Martin the warrior]

Granted but now all animals are mean and take over the world and we are turned into slaves.
I wish my teachers never gave homework

[Mattio]

granted but they made you stay after school and do it


I wish I could draw like Leatho

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but everyone you know wants your drawings and you never have the original copies again

I wish that tomorrow will go smoothly

[Mattio]

granted but today is terrible

[Romsca]

I wish that I could finish my fanfic very soon

[WoodenSpoon]

Granted, but since you've been writing like mad, you're now sleep-deprived, fall asleep, and hit the delete button. Thus removing it from existence.

I wish for some ice cream.

[Tam and Martin]

granted but it's hot and soggy

I wish it would rain

[Redwallfan7]

Granted but it ends up being a flood

I wish that my Saved by the Bell movies will get here tomorrow

[Romsca]

granted but they're scratched and broken

i wish i could join the RP tournament