Corrupt-a-Wish

[Rusvul]

Granted! Now it smells even strongly-er of rotting seafood.
I wish that Redwall was real life.

[Maudie]

Granted, but all the goodbeasts (and badbeasts) turned into disgusting, slimy, evil little human-eating goblins

I wish I could do a cartwheel. 

[Rusvul]

Granted, but it becomes the only method of transport that you can use. You forget how to walk, run, skip, hop, mosey, all that stuff.
I wish that I had more coal for my furnaces. The fire's getting low, I don't wanna fall five fathoms like the crew of the Ophelia.

[Shadowed One]

Granted, but now you have it thrown at you.

I wish I were a Redwall otter.

[Rusvul]

I don't mind, as long as I don't die and my crew doesn't die and it doesn't puncture the airbag.
Granted,  but you're still in this world, so nobody takes you seriously.
I wish I could turn off this storm. I don't want to get struck by lightning.

[Shadowed One]

Granted, but now you turn into a cupcake and get eaten!

[Martin the warrior]

I grant your invisible wish but now what you wished for is invisible
I wish i could fall asleep faster

[Shadowed One]

Granted, but

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YOU NEVER WAKE UP!

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[psybox]

Granted, I'm unsure of what your wish is, so i assume you wish watch everyone you love die in a painful, drawn out way, including you.

I wish for something to do.

[Shadowed One]

Granted, you get to

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THROW YOURSELF OFF A CLIFF!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[close]

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[psybox]

Granted, I'm unsure of what your wish is, so i assume you wish watch everyone you love die in a painful, drawn out way, including you.

I wish Shadowed One would make a wish, rather than just answering the wish above him.

[Maudie]

Granted, but now he is the only one who is allowed to wish, except for me!

I wish I had a scanner.

[Ungatt Trunn]

Granted. You may now scan goverment files and be put in jail for life.
I wish that Sherlock Holmes was real...

[Maudie]

Granted, but he died before you were born.

I wish that I could have Duff burgers more often.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but theyre ice cold all the time
I wish that I could see the extended version of The Lord of the Rings movies