Corrupt-a-Wish

[Romsca]

Granted, but you die

I wish I could find a song that I've been looking for for a while

[Dag Downyfur]

Granted but the song is annoying.

I wish I could fly.

[Sailears]

Granted, but you'll be taken by a secret organisation for experimentation.

I wish life was like in Redwall, instead of the modern rat race.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but now humans have been taken as slaves by evil vermin.  (Good thing I'm a Martian!)

  I wish that I owned The Midsummer Station Acoustic EP.

[Vilu Daskar]

Granted but it blows up with you inside it
I wish I was a Hero member

[KitrallStreamrippler]

Granted, but now Hero Members are the lowest rank.

I wish that my hobbit-hole was already built. (I'm going to live in one, y'know.)

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but it was built incorrectly and is now collapsing with you in it! 

  I wish I had all of the lyrics and choreography memorized for Seussical Jr.

[KitrallStreamrippler]

Granted, and you even get to perform the main role. However, on opening night, you discover that aliens have removed all data related to music and dancing from your brain.

I wish that I could be done with high school and move out, already.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but as soon as you get your own apartment (which is rather trashy and pitiful) and a horrible job (cruel boss, terrible pay, mean coworkers, etc.), you discover what the 'real world' is like.  And you despise it.  (Debbie Downer, much?  )

  I wish that cream puffs tasted more like ice cream than cream.

[Redwaller]

Granted, but it's liver ice cream(Exists)

I wish I could draw as good as some on this Forum.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but now you can't spell to save your life, and writing is terribly difficult, so you give up on all the roleplays you're in and all the stories you're writing.

  I wish that I had more time to write my story.  (So far I've pretty much just stated that the main character is sixteen, he loves riding bikes, and he's very nerdy 'cause he was extremely excited to get a typewriter for his birthday.  )

[Redwaller]

Granted, but you don't have time to Roleplay, draw, of goof off.

I wish I had all the Tolkien books!

[Banya Streamdog]

 Granted. But you can't read them!

I wish I could be in a play.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but you play the bush.  You're one and only job is to stand there and rustle your leaves every once in a while. 

Granted, but you don't have time to Roleplay, draw, of goof off.

  NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! 

  I wish that I didn't have to wear pink or yellow for the play I'm in.

[Banya Streamdog]

 Well then you can't be in the play!
                           
             I wish I could ride a horse.