Corrupt-a-Wish

[Ungatt Trunn]

AH...eh, you, er, um....

I wish for *random wish*

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted but he kills you

I'm sorry, but this made me crack up laughing.

Anyway...Granted, but the asterisks kill you. *__*
I wish for a nail polish that doesn't come off in like a week...

[Ungatt Trunn]

Granted. The nail polish now comes off in three days.
I wish for something really bad!

[Firetail]

Granted! You are now really bad!!
I wish.....um...there was a redwall abbey in Disney land!!!   

[Unimaginative]

Granted, but the villains took over the ride.
I wish that hot dogs rained from the sky.

[psybox]

Granted, you are now fatally allergic to bread.

I wish for something to do.

[Gonff the Mousethief]

Granted: you can now clean the whole world.
I wish I it was not opposite day

[Unimaginative]

Granted. However, because it's Opposite day, wishing it wasn't opposite day caused your wish to be corrupted by me making it not opposite day, which you wished it was, because it was opposite day. DON'T TRY TO FIGURE IT OUT. I'M STILL WORKING OUT THE FINE POINTS!

I wish I were an Oscer Meyer ##:1059.

[Gonff the Mousethief]

alright. you are in my tum-tum now!
I wish I was in redwall

[Unimaginative]

Granted, but it was taken over by Cluny's ghost.

I wish I had a flying salamander named Jim.

[Gonff the Mousethief]

grated: salamanders cant fly so splat!
I wish I was a dibbun

[Romsca]

Granted, but you'll be young forever

I wish I could find a song I've been trying to find for quite some time now

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but when you do find it, you find out that it's quite dull and are severely disappointed with it.

  I wish that I could find the perfect song to show my cousin's friend.  (He and I kinda staked out in the kitchen during Thanksgiving and had pulled out our phones/iPods to show different songs we enjoyed.  )

[Ungatt Trunn]

Granted. You find some good Cosmic Gate, Deadmau5 and Skrillex songs to show him.

I wish that I could have a white Christmas.

[Unimaginative]

Granted, but the snow is actually nuclear fallout.

I wish my dog was able to talk to me.