Corrupt-a-Wish

[The Skarzs]

I wish my pinky toe was still there. No thanks to your granting.

[Vilu Daskar]

granted but now it's your only toe

[Leatho Shellhound]

Granted... what did I grant?

I wish I could watch the clouds.

[Norham Waterpaw]

Granted. Then it storms, and the cloud shaped like a bunny strikes you with lightning.

I wish that I could not wish.

[The Skarzs]

Granted, but now you cannot speak.

I wish I could have a better anvil.

[Unimaginative]

Granted, but it broke all your tools when you tried to use it.

I wish I could beat this level on Geomtry Rush

[Norham Waterpaw]

Granted. Now you can't beat any other game ever.

I wish that you wouldn't post.

[Vilu Daskar]

granted but now you can't post on anything

[Norham Waterpaw]

Meh. You didn't wish for anything. *sobs* I WAS SUPPOSED TO CRUSH YOUR DREAMS! *continues sobbing*

[Rainshadow]

  Granted!  Now your wish never existed!  *Poof*

  (Eh heh heh... I destroyed your wish...  )

  I wish that I could have a slice of yummy cherry pie with a little bit of delicious vanilla ice cream.

[The Skarzs]

Granted, but you are on an extreme diet.

I wish. . . blood.

[Norham Waterpaw]

Granted! Now you have a blood deficiency.

I wish for a taco.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted!  But...



  *Heat of the Moment plays in the distance*

  I wish I didn't have to do anything stressful today.

[The Skarzs]

Granted, but now you are paralyzed.

I wish there was a way to actually be in your day dreams.

[Norham Waterpaw]

Granted. Now I'm in your dreams.

I wish Rain would tell me what show all those gifs are from.