Corrupt-a-Wish

[The Skarzs]

Granted, but now they all live in your room.

I wish I didn't have to do schooling.

[Cornflower MM]

Grasnted - Now you're a year behind. Once you've done THAT, then you've used up all your vacation time.

I wish five years would go by really, really fast.....

[Gwen A. Mouse]

(You must not be a senior in high school yet. ) Granted. Once those five years pass, you will look back and think, "Where did the time go? It went so quickly! Life just keeps speeding up as it goes, and before I know it I'm going to be married and have kids, and be settled down permanently."

I wish that I could speak in any accent perfectly.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted!  The accents sound perfect... to you. 

  I wish that I could eat however much I wanted and not be overweight, but not be malnourished either.

[Gwen A. Mouse]

Granted! But you lose your appetite forever.

I wish that I had a job so that I actually had money.

[Cornflower MM]

Granted - Now you never have free time.

I wish there was another Twilight book.

[Jetthebinturong]

Granted but it's only two pages long and says "And then an asteroid hit the Earth and everyone died in fire"

I wish I was able to cross between fictional universes

[Cornflower MM]

Granted- You can never come back to this one.

I iwhs...Hmm, what do I wish? I wish I knew what I wish,......

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but your wish is that the world would end in a terrible way, filled with nuclear bombs, explosions, and something having to do with aliens who want to take over the planet.

  I wish that the crick in my neck would go away.

[Jetthebinturong]

Granted, a madman chopped off your head

I wish that I could meet and befriend (possibly even seduce  ) any fictional character I wanted

[The Skarzs]

. . . Granted, but you'll never be able to have a moment without them right next to you, eventually driving you insane.

I wish that cuts weren't so annoying.

[Jetthebinturong]

. . . Granted, but you'll never be able to have a moment without them right next to you, eventually driving you insane.

I wish that cuts weren't so annoying.

That's evil

Granted, they're now agonizing

I wish I had the power to do anything I could imagine

[Cornflower MM]

Granted - Now it's all so easy, you're bored all the time, and therefore driven insane.

I wish Fivbe years would go by really, really, really fast.....

[Rainshadow]

  Granted!  Unfortunately, I forgot to set a timer for 5 years, so now 25 years have gone by really, really, really fast.  Sorry!

  I wish that I had more time to practice for the VBS skit.

[Cornflower MM]

AAAH! No!

Granted - Now you're forbidden to hang out with your friends or come online here......Or touch a computer.

I wish Tuesday would get here already.....*Sighs, thinking of why I want Tuesday to get here*