Corrupt-a-Wish

[Rainshadow]

  Granted!  Tuesday is here, and you've got the stomach flu!  Yay! 

  I wish that I could have more taco salad.

[Gwen A. Mouse]

Granted- but the meat has turned a mysterious purple color, and your taco salad supplier seems very nervous about it and won't tell you what it is.

I wish that I could develop any two of my talents fully without effort. That would be awesome, 'cause I just don't have the patience for it.

[Spearfinn]

That happens but all other talents are gone

I wish I had cheese burger

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but it's made with the cheese from Diary of a Wimpy Kid.
I wish I was ironic.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but now everyone thinks that you're a hipster and that ironic is all you are and all you think about.  You now have no friends.

  I wish that I could stay up later at night without growing tired, but still have restful nights and wake up refreshed.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but now you have a TON of homework to do. Literally. Literally.

I wish that my friends were into anime.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted.  All your friends are anime characters in your favourite anime show.  You now have no friends.

  I wish that I could read Homestuck without being interrupted.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but you don't like Homestuck anymore. (mwa ha ha)

I wish for fireflies.

[Spearfinn]

Granted but the fireflies are evil and they take over the world

[Tam and Martin]

I wish I could use this smiley 

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

Ok, but it'll explode every time you use it.

I wish I had a living, perfectly healthy, normal-sized, peaceful puppy :3  (let's see how this one will work)

[Tam and Martin]

Graned but he kills you.

I wish I had 100000000000 dollars.

[Amarith Waterspring]

granted, but you can only spend it on one thing.

i wish my socks could fold themselves

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

Graned but he kills you.

I wish I had 100000000000 dollars.

*coughpeacefulcough*

Granted, but they're so small you can never find them.

I wish I could have an uncorrupted wish.

[Delthion]

Granted but the wish can never be granted.

I wish for 10000000000000000000000 acres of forest.