Corrupt-a-Wish

[DanielofRedwall]

Granted, but they're Redwall-related nightmares in which you die horrifically.

I wish for a new pair of earphones for my iPod.

[Redwall Musician]

Granted, but their those huge and uncomfortable kind.

I wish I could hurry up and finish The Princess and Curdie so I could read my other book (I don't read two books at once).

[DanielofRedwall]

Granted, but the ending is the worst ending to a book you've ever read. (I don't know that, I haven't read the book, I just posted that as part of the game.)

I wish for a good night sleep.

[MatthiasMan]

Granted, but in the best part of your dream you are woken up by a person screaming aloud.

I wish for Swiss Cheese.

[DanielofRedwall]

Granted, but the cheese has so many holes there is only a little bit of cheese.

I wish for a pet mouse.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but it's a zombie.
I wish I could go swimming every day.

[DanielofRedwall]

Granted, now you'll be forced to swim for at least an hour every day of your life at the risk of death.

I wish for a good book to read.

[eualaia2]

granted, but its only 2 pages long


i wish for soup

[Methuselah]

Granted, but it is hot and will never cool down!
I wish Brian Jacques was still alive!

[psybox]

granted, but he's a zombie.

i wish that my wish will come true. this being the wish i'm talking about

[MatthiasMan]

Not gonna happen.

[Methuselah]

i wish i could live in Australia!

[Redwallfan7]

Granted but a swarm of spiders chase you when you get there

I wish I could get taggerung in hard back or any Redwall book in hard back

[eualaia2]

granted, but it melted during delivery.


i wish for me to remember my original account's password

[Mad Maudie]

granted but then your computer explodes wait wait wait your eulalia? like the one obsessed with food?

I wish i was not about to be kicked off the computer