Corrupt-a-Wish

[Delthion]

Granted, you are now stuck on top of time for all eternity.

I wish that I had three hundred acres of forests.

[Søren]

Granted, but it's full of bears who eat you.
I wish that there was a bunch of sandwiches at my doorstep.

[Delthion]

Granted, but they are filled with leeches, not knowing this you eat all of them, afterwards you realize this and become like Monk.

I wish that my dog's fur would grow back.

[Søren]

Granted, but it's all green.
I wish that I could fly in space.

[Delthion]

Granted, you freeze to death and float forever in the vast emptiness.

I wish that I didn't have to eat dinner yet.

[LT Sandpaw]

Granted, you can wait for several more hours, but by the time your ready to eat it's stone cold.

I wish for a privet jet.

[Wylder Treejumper]

Granted. You now have a jet mad out of privet flowers.

I wish for a nice cat.

[LT Sandpaw]

Granted this nice cat loves you and walks all over your personal items, and at first it appears you have a amazing well behaved cat but then you realize you are deathly allergic to cats collapse on the floor while the cat lays on your face hoping you will feed him/her

I wish for my own personal army.

[James Gryphon]

Granted, but you're only a figurehead; your personal army's general has all the real power. After you cross him one too many times, you spontaneously decide to take a leave of absence to a backwater town, and die of an unfortunate heart attack a week later.

I wish that I understood C++ better.

[Delthion]

Granted, you now understand nothing else besides C++.

I wish that I knew what you where talking about.

[Søren]

Granted, but you mind explodes from amazement.
I wish I knew Swift, or at least Objective C.

[LT Sandpaw]

Sure have know them and understand them in every aspect, but the understanding overfills your brain hold capacities, it corrupts your mind and your locked away in an insane asylum for the rest of your life trying to learn to meditate and empty your cramped and bursting brain.


I wish a lot more role players were active.

[Søren]

Granted, but then you lose interest in Role Playing.
I wish I was invisible.

[LT Sandpaw]

Granted now your invisible unfortunately if you get it wet it will wash off.

I wish I had a better PC

[Søren]

Granted, enjoy your new iMac.
I wish I could have all the iced green tea in the world.