Corrupt-a-Wish

[Skyblade]

Granted, but it's a coat button, and you drop it in the sewers.

I wish for a 2400 on the SAT (perfect score)

[Mhera]

Granted, but you accidentally have your calculator turned on during the writing section, and a Procter reports it. Your scores are voided.

I wish for a 36 (perfect score) on the ACT

[Skyblade]

Lol, that would stink in real life! xD Granted, but colleges suddenly stop accepting ACT scores and there's a whole new test that's twice as hard.

I wish the airplane ride to Korea is shorter.

[Hickory]

Granted. Any car ride in Korea is now twice as slow.

I wish I lived in Italy.

[Cornflower MM]

Granted - You live in Italy for twelve minutes, then die.

I wish I could jump over a tree.

[Mhera]

Granted, you are capable of jumping over a tree but your body is incapable of sustaining the massive load caused by landing. After jumping over your first oak, you break every bone in your body upon landing and can never walk, let alone jump, again.

I wish my faucet had a switch I could flip that would cause hot chocolate to come out instead of water.

[James Gryphon]

ninja'd: Granted, but the tree jumps up in the air and grabs you. Then you're kidnapped by the trees and spend the rest of your life doing errands for them in the forest.

Granted, but the hot chocolate tank that supplies the faucet is always empty, because of popular demand.

I wish that the Navy went back to making wooden ships.

[Mhera]

Granted, and you go to jail for life for unnecessarily endangering the lives of our sailors through your wish.

I wish nobody would slide through stop signs when driving.

[Maudie]

Granted. Stop signs are solid objects that are pretty hard to slide through anyway.


I wish that my brother would stop looking over my shoulder. (Hint, hint, bro.)

[Mhera]

Granted. He shoves you aside and starts typing random posts with your account instead.

I wish I'll never trip again.

[Søren]

Granted, but you are pushed around 500% more then before.
I wish the my room was clean.

[Mhera]

500% x 0=0, so I'm good with that .

Granted, but the rest of your house is a pig sty. Complete with pigs.

I wish that I had the Flash's super-powers.

[SilentSam]

Granted, but you go so fast that you bump in buildings and people trip you.
I wish that I could have a mouse.

[Søren]

Granted, it has rabies. It bites and you and you die.
I wish I had my socks on.

[James Gryphon]

Granted; there's a tick in them, and it bites you, transmitting an allergy to meat. You eat meat, swell up, and die.

I wish that everyone paid me taxes.