Corrupt-a-Wish

[James Gryphon]

Granted, everybody uses both of them all of the time, whether they're turning or not. People get confused, thinking that other people are having emergencies when they're not, and traffic across the nation's entire highway system comes to a screeching halt. On the bright side, trains are now on their way back in.

I wish that I wasn't sick.

[Mhera]

Granted, you're dead but now you have no excuse to get out of a family gathering consisting solely of strange distant cousins that you just got invited to go to that's this evening.

I wish I didn't have to do a literary analysis of a short story.

[Hickory]

Granted. You have to do a literary analysis of a long story.

I wish I could eat redwall food at human size.

[Eulaliaaa!]

Granted, you go to a restraunt called Redwall and order food. You think that it's absolutely disgusting and never want to read about Redwall feasts again.

I wish I could wield the sword of Martin The Warrior.

[Jetthebinturong]

Granted but it's the size of a tooth-pick to you

[Eulaliaaa!]

What's your wish?

[Lady Ashenwyte]

You never get the answer.

I wish Eul never got the answer.

[Eulaliaaa!]

Granted, but now Eul is very curious about the answer and will question you about it to the end of your days! Mwahahahaha!

I wish I didn't have to take a Latin class, I'm horrible at learning other languages!

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Granted, now you have to go to a boring math class for the rest of your life.

I wish The One Who Kills will be defeated by Rochil.

[Søren]

Granted, but Armus kills Rochil in his sleep. And Armus is lauded as the greatest personality in history.
I wish stars were brighter.

[Delthion]

Granted! THey are all going nova!

I wish to live way out in the country.

[Søren]

Granted, your a hill billy and don't know common technology.
I wish a was asleep.

[Delthion]

But unfortunately, b) You have insomnia.

I wish that could finally completely get over this sickness...

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Granted, but you break your leg.

I wish my throat ache went away and never came back.

[Eulaliaaa!]

Granted, but now you have a headache.

I wish my cat would stop knocking stuff off my desk!