Corrupt-a-Wish

[Delthion]

Granted! They aren't mean! They're down right vicious! By the time your done stopping the gunfights and executions, you collapse of exhaustion and the anarchy resumes.

I wish that it was Monday.

[Norham Waterpaw]

Granted. Now you are forever stuck with every bad thing that comes with a monday:

I wish for a good night of sleep

[James Gryphon]

Granted. You'll get it in fifty-three years.

I wish that I could take pictures and videos of my memories and upload them to my computer.

[Delthion]

Granted, but because of this amazing technology your computer has been hacked into several dozen times and everyone knows exactly what your memories are.

I wish that my next fencing class would come. (Which is on Mondays. )

[James Gryphon]

Granted. You get to spend every day for the rest of this week helping ranchers put up fences.

I wish that I could turn invisible and back again at will.

[Delthion]

Granted. You hang a poster on your wall that says "Invisible" you turn to that and then turn to "And Back again" you can harness this amazing power whenever you want to! Isn't that great?

I wish for a wish from the magic fish!

[James Gryphon]

Granted. The magic fish's wish is that humans would stop eating seafood. Unfortunately for him, his wish isn't granted.

I wish that I could sneak up behind where you are and scare you, at any moment of any day that I want.

[Eulaliaaa!]

Granted, but unfortunately the first time you do that, I whirl around and punch you in the face so hard that you go flying through the wall. Sadly, I am in a building on the side of a cliff and you fall off of it. Though, you don't die immediately even though you've broken every bone in your body. You lay there, lost, for days until a savage squirrel comes along and eats you. 

I wish I had twenty toes 

[Izeroth]

 Granted. You'll never walk normally again, but it does look pretty cool.

I wish I could control the future.

[rrrrr]

Granted, but the only way to do it is running 20 miles, so you get really tired when you try to do it.

I wish I posted here 1 second ago.

[Dibbun Against Bedtime]

Granted. You did.
I wish afuyuygreyghgfydhvygetaytygrwfueakjshyd was a real and usable word.

[Norham Waterpaw]

Granted, but now the world hates you because that's the word Mary Poppins sings about now.

I wish for an incorruptible wish.

[Izeroth]

 Granted. Your wish is now entirely incorruptible, indestructible, un-returnable, and non-refundable. Unfortunately, it's also no fun at all.

I wish for three more wishes.

[Delthion]

Granted! These wishes are picked for you by Bob the Snail! He wishes that you were faster, faster and faster! So that by the end of the wishes, when you walk, you go into a blur and appear twenty miles from where you started!

I wish that it was tomorrow.

[Norham Waterpaw]

Granted, but you awake at noon and find a list of chores stamped to your forehead that need to be completed by 1 'O-clock.

I wish for a sandwich